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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3657 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 410 |
Animals Bred: | 186 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!