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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 7600 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 8760 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 131 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, all while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond blocks. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands and challenges players to epic bacon-eating contests.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Potion of Uncontrollable Dancing, which will have your character busting a move whether you like it or not. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your body twisted into hilarious shapes)!