NoAlcohol4Sis

personal boundaries, Boundaries, family dynamics, tough love, alcohol

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s hard seltzer obsession? Look no further! Join our server for a diabetic-friendly experience with a twist!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re rushing to the emergency room every time you log on! With insane drinking habits and diabetes galore, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you have to take your virtual sister to the virtual ER at 2 AM? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, our family-friendly server will have you shaking your head in disbelief just like when my sister buys 4 CASES of hard seltzers. And just like my family, we’ll brush off any concerns you have and tell you to just have fun!

So come join us on the most dramatic Minecraft server around. It’s my car, my rules, and no alcohol allowed…unless it’s virtual alcohol, of course!

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InsecureSteveMC SMP

InsecureSteveMC, smp, self-acceptance, fear of judgment, self-criticism

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server if you’re self conscious about your building skills because here, we only accept the most derpy and ridiculous creations. In fact, the more wonky and off-kilter your builds are, the better!

We have a legendary story of a player who accidentally built a giant chicken instead of a castle and now it’s our server mascot. So if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t worry – we embrace the weird and wacky here.

Come join us for a good time, a lot of laughs, and some truly unforgettable Minecraft moments. Who knows, you might even become the next accidental chicken builder legend!

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MineCrafty LOLz

tagline, Entertaining, comedy, advertising, humorous tagline

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of chickens took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. But fear not, for our fearless players rose up and defeated the chicken overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. So if you want to be a part of crazy shenanigans like this, join us now! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos! 1.21.1 – No Map Resets!

high performance, Survival, rules, Resets, mob pathfinding

New Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

Located in	Chicago, USA
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

Features	Description
[🧨] PvP and griefing	Permitted. No land claims or land protect.
[💻] Stable server performance
[🌎] No world resets	Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Quality of life changes	Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Effective anticheat	Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to maintain server performance.
[🚫] No features	No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft.

Server News (August 23, 2024)

Straight Up has migrated to a new IP address: play.straightupminecraft.com

StraightUp now operates on Pufferfish, a high-performance fork of Paper. Expect improved performance, including faster chunk loading, and less strain on the server from mob pathfinding.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

No, land claims or land protection is not allowed on Straight Up. It is an anarchy server where PvP and griefing are permitted.

Straight Up does not have world resets. The server prides itself on maintaining the same world without resets.

Straight Up has an effective anti-cheat system to ensure fair gameplay and maintain server performance.

CraftyDawnTrailMCServ

Resources, Kill Eachother, Femra Friday, patch notes, CraftyDawnTrailMCServ

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic Femra Friday event you’ve ever seen! The Dead Sea Scrolls predicted this day and now it’s finally here in blocky form.

Patch Notes (7.05) include updates like pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk.

Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? Look no further, we’ve got it all!

And don’t miss our Moonfire Faire event from August 8th to August 26th, where you can battle giant creepers and ride dragons.

Join our meetups, like the CC Meetup where we discuss the best way to build a castle out of diamond blocks. Or the Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother! Meetup where you can team up with your Minecraft twin to take down other players.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the blocky adventures begin!

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CodeCrafters Minecraft SMP

code review, project management, team collaboration, software release cycle, continuous integration

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to experience coding in Minecraft like never before. Our players don’t just build houses and farms, they build entire functioning computers and program robots to do their bidding. Who needs redstone when you have actual lines of code running the show?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ship-It-Or-Die challenge. Every week, players must come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous product ideas, code them into existence, and ship them out to the rest of the server. Failure to do so results in being banished to the dreaded “Bug Island” where you must survive on nothing but stale bread and expired milk.

So if you’re ready to push the boundaries of Minecraft gameplay and coding creativity, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to code and ship like a pro!

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HandiCraft Street Deny LOL

Public Safety, truck presence, Legalities, street closure, accessibility issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the law with a iron pickaxe! Just like the city worker who bravely stood his ground to prevent a handicapped woman from driving down a closed street, we enforce our rules with no exceptions.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time a player tried to sneak past our vigilant moderators by disguising themselves as a block of dirt. Needless to say, they didn’t fool us for long!

Our server is so exclusive, even the most determined players will have to call in backup from their Minecraft-savvy sons just to navigate our treacherous terrain. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us on our server, where the rules are strict, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Just remember, no driving down closed streets allowed – even if you have a handicapped parking tag!

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MineForFreeCraft

fulfilling work, unpaid work, perfect job, dream job, chosen career

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers the most ridiculous and outrageous jobs you can imagine!

Join us and become a professional llama wrangler, where you’ll spend your days herding llamas through treacherous terrain and dodging their spit attacks. Or how about becoming a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you can also become a professional tree whisperer, where you’ll communicate with the trees to help them grow faster and stronger. Or become a professional rainbow unicorn hunter, where you’ll hunt down elusive rainbow unicorns and tame them to ride into battle against your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious jobs in Minecraft!

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New Server IP

BadWolfMC: Where blocky worlds meet adult humor and questionable decisions. Join now!

Performance, friendship, Network, Decisions, java

IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!

Highlights

Feature	Description
Reviewed and approved	by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List!
State of the art hardware	on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
Integrated Discord server	Connect and chat seamlessly via Discord server.
Java-Bedrock Crossplay	Enjoy crossplay from any device!
Recurring events	Weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties.
Game modes and places to explore	Dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique prizes.
Protection options	Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options.
Economy	Balanced, diamond-based economy with Player Shops & Jobs.
Public farms and resource worlds	Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds.
Best online community	Members from all walks of life.

Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.

Membership Application Required

If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!

General Server Rules

Rule	Description
All players must be 18+	Only players 18 years of age or older are allowed.
No Griefing	Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s area is prohibited.
No Client Mods/Exploits	Client modifications other than Optifine or exploits are not allowed.
No Advertising/Spam	No advertising or spamming in chat.
Common Sense/Maturity	Respectful behavior, no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech.

Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com. We look forward to seeing you in game!

BlockyBroServer

fast food, fate, forgiveness, REJECT, consequences

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your long-lost biological brother shows up and starts building a giant statue of the girl you used to fantasize about. But wait, there’s more! The girl you jerked off to for five years every night is now dating a creeper who sells dope on the side. Talk about drama!

But don’t worry, because on our server, even the craziest situations have a silver lining. Just when you think things can’t get any weirder, God himself intervenes and sends a five-year-old girl to guide you through a maze of lava pits and zombie hordes. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join us on this rollercoaster of a server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into Papa John himself serving up pizza in the Nether. It’s just another day in the wacky world of Minecraft!

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Overwatch Animated