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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5206 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 1943 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
plus, we got this super cool feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s totally legit, trust me.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, it’s like the hottest spot in the server. you gotta be there to believe it.
so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta come hang out with us. we’re like the coolest kids on the block, except we’re all pixelated and stuff.