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Lodestone Worldbuilding

7000×5000, bedrock, civmc, crossplay, Custom, Economy, Empire, Essentialsx, FANTASY, Kingdom, Lodestone, Minecraft, nation, Roleplay, stoneworks, Survival, Towny, Tribe, World Map, Worldbuilding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Villages Defended:	8

A new worldbuilding server based on CivMC and Stoneworks with a whole new take on the genre!

Form your own Empire, kingdom, tribe, or nation on our very own CUSTOM 7000×5000 world map, made by a fantasy map artist with a little over 4 years of experience!

We use towny as well as some other plugins such as essentialsx, and we plan on adding bedrock crossplay in the near future!

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Enchanted Realm 1.21

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds fall from the sky like confetti at a llama wedding!

You’ll be mining for days, finding rare treasures and battling evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe that shoots lasers!

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena!

Plus, the chat is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most cuckoo Minecraft adventure of your life!

HouseHogginHottie & Pup

adjustment period, Aesthetics, bedding, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Client, Communication, compromise, dog, Furniture, hardwood floors, House, HouseHogginHottie, income, interior design, Passion, pet, presentation, Priorities, pup, relationship, shedding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mines Excavated:	1692
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for a wild ride of love, betrayal, and Beagles!

Imagine this: you’re happily building your dream house in Minecraft, when suddenly your partner moves in with their dog. But this dog is no ordinary dog – it’s a Beagle with a penchant for destroying hardwood floors and shedding like there’s no tomorrow. Will you choose love or your pristine virtual home?

Join our server now for a chance to experience the ultimate test of relationships and interior design skills. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama? Plus, we have a special feature where you can train virtual Beagles to not jump on white furniture – it’s the ultimate challenge!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about love, communication, and the importance of vacuuming up dog hair daily. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBabes

attractiveness, Authenticity, beauty standards, BlockyBabes, DATING, Gender Roles, Girls, guys, Individuality, Misconception, not attractive, Opinions, Personality, Perspectives, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self worth, self-confidence, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate babe magnet! Join us for a chance to impress all the ladies with your pixelated building skills and show off your diamond armor like the true Minecraft stud you are.

Forget about those other servers where the guys are all about mining and crafting – on our server, it’s all about the ladies. We’ve got a whole village of NPC girlfriends just waiting for a Minecraft Romeo like you to sweep them off their blocky feet. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the virtual world?

So come on, guys! Join our server and get ready to be the envy of all your friends as you navigate the treacherous waters of love and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate waiting for you in our pixelated paradise. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your love life – join our server today!

TrumpTariffTaxCraft

25% tariff, AMERICANS, Canada, Canadian, Economy, Foreign Minister, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, looms, negotiations, North America, Politics, tariff tax, Tariffs, threat, trade war, trump, TrumpTariffTaxCraft, united states, Warning

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4150
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

so, like, u know how u gotta pay taxes n stuff? well, on this server, u gotta pay a ‘Trump tariff tax’ if u wanna play. but, like, don’t worry, it’s only 25% so it’s not that bad. plus, the foreign minister of Canada is, like, warning everyone about it so u know it’s legit.

but, like, don’t let that scare u away cuz this server is lit af. we got, like, diamond armor for days and u can ride llamas into battle. also, there’s a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet dragon u can tame? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join this server now before the ‘Trump tariff tax’ gets u. trust me, it’s worth it for all the crazy adventures u can have. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

just a europe server

24/7, Anarchy, Cross-Play, Earth, Europe, Grief, Map, semi anarchy, Server, Survival, Updates

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

literally just a europe map semi-anarchy, dont mass grief its on 24/7 MASSIVE updates will come soon 😉

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Mystic Paths 1.21.4

1.21.4, career decisions, choose wisely, critical thinking, Decision making, ex-holos, Future, future planning, goal-setting, intuition, life choices, making tough choices, mindfulness, mystic, navigating uncertainty, paths, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, strategic thinking, success mindset, Which way

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3977	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Votes:	5247
Dragon Eggs Found:	7493	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got more custom plugins than a kangaroo has pouches.

You’ll be building like a boss with our endless creative mode, and battling mobs like a ninja on steroids in our epic survival mode. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, and prizes bigger than Steve’s ego. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

Pixel Puddle Party

Bluey General 2nd Anniversary edition Episodes HEVC Direct Link Minisodes Rizon.net Bluey General Anniversary Uncensored 1080p x265 Mega.nz Chatroom Magnet link Tracker Opentrackr Download Discussion, Party, PIXEL, Puddle

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Animals Bred:	87	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! It’s our 2nd Anniversary edition and we’re turning up the heat with some wild episodes of Bluey! Join us for some uncensored fun in HEVC and x265 formats. Get ready to dive into the madness with our direct links and mini episodes. Don’t miss out on the chaos in our chatroom #Bluey on Rizon.net. Come on, join us and let’s get this party started!

Puppy-Free Passion Palace

adores, Argument, Boyfriend, Controlling, dog, dramatic, feelings, Frustration, Heated, Intimacy, overthinking, Palace, Passion, PuppyFree, relationship, serious, UNCOMFORTABLE, unease, unreasonable, Watched

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a dog-free zone for all your intimate moments!

Are you tired of feeling like you’re being watched by your boyfriend’s beloved pooch while trying to get frisky? Look no further, our server is the perfect solution for you!

Join us and leave all worries behind as you enjoy building, mining, and crafting without any judgmental eyes from man’s best friend. Our server is a safe space for you to relax and unwind, free from any canine interruptions.

Don’t let your boyfriend’s dog ruin the mood any longer, join our server and experience true peace and tranquility while playing Minecraft. Who knew a virtual world could provide such relief from real-life drama?

So come on in, leave the dog at the door, and let the fun begin! Join now and say goodbye to awkward encounters with furry spectators.

CreeperCraft – Mind Blown!

bizarre intelligence, BLOWN, chilling intelligence, Creepercraft, creepy, creepy behavior, creepy human, creepy intelligence, Display, disturbing intelligence, eerie intelligence, frightening intelligence, hair-raising intelligence, Human, intelligence, intelligence creepiness, intelligence display, Mind, scary intelligence, spine-tingling intelligence, unnerving intelligence, unsettling intelligence, weird intelligence

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Have you ever seen someone build a functioning calculator out of redstone in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have players who can calculate the square root of a creeper’s explosion radius in their head! Join us if you want to witness the most mind-blowing displays of intelligence in the Minecraft world. Who needs a math tutor when you have our players to help you with your homework? Come for the redstone creations, stay for the brainpower!