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MineDivine Minecraft Server

anguished moans, Animals, blasphemy, Blood, Caves, Commandments, DIRTY, Divine, divinity, Forbidden, fuck, GOD, innocent, kill, Minecraft, MineDivine, Naughty, Pleasure, rape, rich boy mansions, Server, Sin, wild bears

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so crazy, even God loves it! He’s always smiling and proud of all the naughty and dirty things happening here. – We have animals that do some… interesting things to each other. It’s like a nature documentary gone wrong! – Ever wanted to hear the anguished moans of rich boys in mansions? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular occurrence here. – And let’s not forget about the caves filled with wild bears spilling blood. It’s like a horror movie come to life!

So come on, join us for some insane adventures and unforgettable moments. Just remember, “tho shalt not kill” unless it’s in Minecraft, of course!

Minecraft SMP: Anon, please, we have simply invited you to this block party

Anon, BLOCK, Communication, Conversation, Desires, dialogue, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, Hear, ideas, INPUT, invited, Minecraft, Mr. Anon, Opinions, Participation, Party, Perspectives, please, sharing, Simply, smp, Thoughts, Thread

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchantments Applied:	86
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary enchanted toilet seat of power! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who communicate through interpretive dance. Yes, you heard that right. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of llama magic. See you there!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Belly, bride, CHANGE, Conflict, controversy, decision, disagreement, Displeased, family, fashion, groom, husband, Marriage, maternity, Minecraft, mother-in-law, names, opinion, Pregnant, Server, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Love Letters Sent:	1	Emeralds Found:	2588

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws and a husband who can’t handle a little belly action? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can show off your pregnant belly in whatever dress you please without fear of being called names. Our community is all about embracing individuality and freedom of expression, so come on in and let your bump shine! Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated midwives are top-notch and can help deliver your blocky bundle of joy in no time. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not in the world of Minecraft!

NoParty4DaughterBirthday

advice, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, church friends, Communication, DAUGHTER, exhaustion, family, Frustration, Guilt, husband, MIL, mother-in-law, NoParty4DaughterBirthday, parenting, party planning, relationships, Respect, Support

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your Minecraft parties and trashing your virtual house? Look no further, join our server where we guarantee no MILs or church friends will ever show up uninvited!

Our server is a safe space where you can celebrate your virtual baby’s birthday without worrying about strangers feeding them virtual food against your wishes. Say goodbye to oversized or undersized virtual clothes being forced upon your Minecraft kids!

Join us and experience a world where boundaries are respected, where your virtual carpets stay clean, and where you can actually enjoy your virtual celebrations without the drama. Plus, our server is MIL-approved, so you can rest assured that your virtual family gatherings will be drama-free!

Don’t cry over spilled virtual wine, come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can finally have some peace and quiet. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? See you there!

CraftyBlockFest – Where players unite to mine, build, and party!

BUILD, community event, CraftyBlockFest, cross-cultural exchange, cultural tradition, festive activities, global celebration, global celebration day, global festivities, global harmony, global holiday, global holiday activities, global holiday celebration, global holiday customs, global holiday event, global holiday tradition, global solidarity, global unity, international observance, new holiday, Party, Players, unite, unity and diversity, worldwide holiday

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring holidays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to bring you the most epic holiday of all time – National Creeper Day!

On this special day, everyone will gather in the virtual world of Minecraft to celebrate our explosive friends, the creepers. We will have creeper-themed parties, build giant creeper statues, and even have a fireworks display that will make you say “BOOM!”

But that’s not all! To truly embrace the spirit of National Creeper Day, all players must wear creeper costumes and speak only in creeper language (ssssssssssss). And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life creeper roaming around the server (just be sure to run away before it explodes)!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready to celebrate National Creeper Day like never before! Trust us, it’s going to be a blast!

ISIS_BlockParty

air strikes, airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, extremism, iraq, Iraq War, Isis, ISIS_BlockParty, ISLAMIC STATE, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior like the brave soldiers in iraq taking down ISIS members! we’ve got crazy airstrikes happening all the time, with 14 enemies taken out in one go! imagine the chaos and excitement as you battle it out in our virtual world, feeling like a total badass. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. who needs real life when you can have this kind of thrill in minecraft?!

ChillCraft: Where Cold Coffee = Warm Beer

alcohol, Beer, Beverages, Brews, caffeine fix, Chillcraft, chilled drinks, coffee, cold, Cold brew, Cold coffee, comparison, drinks, iced coffee, lager, refreshment, Room temperature, same temperature, Similarity, Stout, Temperature, Warm, warm beer

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where cold coffee and warm beer have da same temp! like, whaaat?! it’s like a whole new level of mind-blowing shiz, man.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.

So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VultureBFFs: Aged & Wise

aged, aging, aging patterns, aging process, Animal Behavior, animal friendships, avian aging, avian studies, bird behavior, food finding, food sources, foraging behavior, Friendship Dynamics, older vultures, scavengers, selective friendships, set in their ways, social bonds, social networks, stronger bonds, VultureBFFs, Wildlife research, Wise

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is like a bunch of old vultures chillin’ together in minecraft, ya know? we got these older vultures makin’ super tight friendships and like, they know all the best spots to find food cause they been around the block a few times, ya feel me? they’re all set in their ways, just like your grandpa who refuses to use a smartphone. so if you wanna join a server where the vultures are wise and the friendships are strong, then come on over and hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a mouse or something. then you might regret it a little. but hey, that’s life, amirite?

Mind Hype: The Server That’s Been Kicking Since Before Kim Kardashian’s First Marriage.

Build Gallery., Claims, Coreprotect, Cross-Play, Discord, economy plugin, Grief, hype, Kardashians, kicking, Kim, Las Vegas, Marriage, Mind, Protection, Public, rules, Server, Shops, smp, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Host	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21 – 1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over 5 years.
Are there any rules for the server?	You can find server info and rules at https://minedhype.com/minecraft
Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock platforms?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.
Is there a shopping district on the server?	Yes, there is a public shopping district where players can have a shop. You can find more information at https://minedhype.com/shops.

HellCraft Minecraft Server

alien insects, co-op, contested planets, crossplay, Democracy, Escalation of Freedom Update, Freedom’s Flame, Galaxy, HELLCRAFT, Helldivers, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, Setting, Shooter, time limit, Warbond

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7609
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchantments Applied:	294	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of fighting the same old zombies and creepers in Minecraft? Well, come join our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, in our server, you’ll be waging war on contested planets, liberating galaxies, and cooperating with other players to achieve ultimate victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is so intense that it makes other servers look like a walk in the park. With procedurally generated areas, time constraints, and a whole lot of chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, with our Escalation of Freedom Update, you’ll be on the edge of your seat with every mission.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true Crossplay Chad. Who needs zombies when you can have alien insects and robots to battle? Let’s spread some democracy and have a blast while doing it!