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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1161 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
So, like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz, like, Iran was all like “nah, Crimea ain’t Russian, bro” in this crazy treaty with the Russian Federation. And, like, that caused a whole big drama llama situation, so now we gotta mine and build and survive together on this server to, like, show Iran what’s up. Plus, there’s, like, unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, join now and let’s show Iran who’s boss in the Minecraft world, bro!
