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Tank Girls Minecraft Server

Anime, best girl, Competition, Cute girls, cute lass, favorite character, Garupan, Girls, girls und panzer, gup, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, Military, Minecraft, moe, Schoolgirls, Server, TANK, tank battles, tank warfare, team sports, teamwork, world war II

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Mines Excavated:	1401	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you a fan of Minecraft and cute anime girls? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the cutest lasses from GuP! Join us for a chance to battle it out with your favorite tank girls in epic PvP battles. But be warned, they may look cute, but they’ll crush you with their tank skills! So come join us for a kawaii time and see if you can handle the firepower of these adorable warriors. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

digital community, digital platform, discussion forum, Entertainment, funny, guys, herep, humor, internet, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Minecraft, online communication, Online Community, online interaction, pHey, rddt, reddit, remddemt, smp, social media, social-networking, Technology, viral content, web culture

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9855	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	4902
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard your rddt falls off, then look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic battles with llamas armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a maze filled with hidden treasure (and a few traps, but who’s counting?).

So if you’re ready to rddt your rddt and have the time of your life, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of rddts, because things are about to get wild!

ConcertCraft EarlyExit

Acoustics, Communication, Concert, concert behavior, concert etiquette, concert experience, ConcertCraft, Disappointment, EarlyExit, enjoyment, Expectations, feelings, leaving early, live performance, Music, perspective, PINK, relationships, Support, Understanding, vocal range

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of going to concerts with your significant other and not being able to hear a single word the artist is singing? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about muddy sound or loud bass ruining your experience again!

On our server, you can build your own concert venue with perfect acoustics and invite all your friends to enjoy crystal clear performances from virtual artists like Pink. No more arguments about leaving early or ruining the show for your partner – on our server, everyone can have a blast without any drama!

So come join us and create the ultimate concert experience in Minecraft – your ears will thank you! Plus, you won’t have to worry about spending $300 on tickets, because everything is free in our virtual world. Let’s rock on together!

LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

biggest lesson, Experience, growth mindset., learning, LessonsFromSMP, life challenges, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life lessons learned, life wisdom, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, self-reflection journey, smp, wisdom

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because on our server, the biggest lesson you’ll learn is how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else!

Creepin’ Normalized

Caution, complacency., CREEPIN, Dangerous, dangerous habits, harmful behaviors, hazardous activities, hidden dangers, Normalization, Normalized, normalized dangers, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, Risk, risk assessment, risky behaviors, Safety, safety awareness, safety precautions, societal acceptance, societal attitudes, societal norms

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	3629
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

ElectionFailsMC Server

China, cybersecurity, democratic process, Disinformation, election integrity, election interference, election interference warnings, election security, ElectionFailsMC, false election claims, foreign influence, foreign interference, international relations, iran, Manipulation, Misinformation, officials warn, political manipulation, Propaganda, russia, Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Alien Abductions:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60

come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!

BlazinBeirutCraft

aftermath, ai generated, Artificial Intelligence, Beirut, BlazinBeirutCraft, Conflict, deepfake, Digital, explosion, fiery, Israeli airstrike, Manipulated, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, Propaganda, simulation, social media, Technology, Video, viral, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Jewtopia Minecraft Server

Israel, Jewish aspirations, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish diaspora, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish homeland, Jewish identity, Jewish migration, Jewish nationalism, Jewish people, Jewish religion, Jewish self-determination, Jewish settlement, Jewish sovereignty, Jewish state, Jewish tradition, Jewtopia, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Server, Zionism

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	5455	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, Big dick boys, Chat, Enderman, erotic roleplaying, erp, FANTASY, fetish, internet, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Roleplaying community, Roleplaying forum, roleplaying games, Roleplaying Thread, sexual content, smp, Thread

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ores Mined:	8271
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

arrogance, controlling behavior, CrushCraft, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, INCONSISTENCY, lack of ambition, lack of communication, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of goals, lack of humor, lack of independence, lack of intelligence, lack of motivation, lack of respect for boundaries, lack of self-awareness, LostInterest, poor hygiene, Selfishness, smp, unfaithful behavior

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?