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Zion Williamson Out For A Month And Won’t Return Again In 2024 Minecraft SMP

2024.., Basketball, biggest bust, career ending, Career Setback, DISAPPOINTING, future uncertain, high expectations, injury, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Month, NBA, new orleans pelicans, out for a month, Potential, Rehabilitation, RETURN, setback, sidelined, smp, sports, WILLIAMSON, won’t return, Wont, Young Talent, Zion, Zion Williamson

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7340	Votes:	9291
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the biggest bust in NBA history! Join us as we build a giant statue of a basketball player who never lived up to the hype, complete with a constantly deflating basketball court.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “worst player of the game” challenge, where the loser has to wear a ridiculous basketball costume for the rest of the day.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dungeon where we keep all the failed NBA draft picks locked away, just waiting to be freed and redeemed in pixelated glory.

So come join us on our wacky journey through the world of basketball and Minecraft, where the only thing bigger than our dreams is our sense of humor!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinian authority, Palestinian militants, RETALIATION, Rockets, security measures, Server, Tanks, violence, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more explosions than palestinian militants firing rockets into israel and more action than tanks advancing in gaza! build your own fortress and defend it against crazy mobs and other players!

we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden traps that will keep you on your toes! our community is as tight-knit as a bomb shelter during a missile strike, so you’ll never feel alone in this crazy world!

join now and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?!

TrumpCraft: Saudi Skyscraper

Architecture, Business, construction, Development, economic growth, Expansion, foreign investment, International, Investment, Jeddah, luxury, MIDDLE EAST, Property, real estate, Riyadh, Saudi, Saudi Arabia, Skyscraper, Trump Organization, Trump Tower, Trumpcraft, urban development

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4896	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

lol come join our server, where we have the most epic build eva – TRUMP TOWER in SAUDI ARABIA! u can climb to the top and shout “I’m the king of the world!” like Leo in Titanic. but watch out for the secret trapdoors that lead to a maze of fake news and alternative facts. also, rumor has it that if u find the golden toupee hidden somewhere in the tower, u get a lifetime supply of covfefe. so what r u waiting for? join now and make Minecraft great again! #buildthewallaroundcreeperstoo

ChatCrafters United

Brainstorming, business meetings, ChatCrafters, collaboration, Communication, Decision making, discussion, exchanging information, Interaction, love to talk, Meetings, networking, people, problem solving, productivity, professional development, sharing ideas, socializing, Team Building, teamwork, United, work meetings

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

yo yo yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server ain’t for no chit-chatting meetings, dis server is for people who love to TALK! like, all day, every day, non-stop talking, u feel me? we got a special chat feature where u can talk to ur homies while u mine, build, and fight mobs. it’s like a virtual talk show up in here, but with creepers and stuff. so if u love to talk, come join us and never be silent again! let’s chat our way to victory, fam!

WormyWonderland

amazon rainforest, Biodiversity, biology, conservation, Discovered, discovery, ecuador, entomology, Nature, new species, Oroperipatus tiputini, research, scientists, south america, species identification, tropical rainforest, velvet worm, wildlife, WormyWonderland, zoology

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

lmao u know what else is discovered? a new species of epicness on our minecraft server! join now to explore the depths of our virtual world and uncover hidden treasures like u r indiana jones or something. this server is so lit, even the velvet worms in ecuador are jealous. come build, mine, and slay dragons with us cuz why not? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just find a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake. yep, u heard right, CAKE. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyConspiracy Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Audit, concentration camps, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracy, deaths, Genocide, German speaker, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Holocaust, Holocaust denial, Jews, Liars, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Propaganda, Red Cross, Server, switzerland, truthfulness, War Crimes, WW2 camps

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Void Gems Collected:	39
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	3640	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a conspiracy theory? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Red Cross in Switzerland couldn’t believe it! Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unbelievable than the number of deaths in German WW2 camps (spoiler alert: it’s not even 5 percent of what the Jews claim)! Come see for yourself why Jews are apparently the biggest liars in history – all on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more mind-blowing than a secret Nazi moon base!

Hitler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

bashful, bench, Character development, comedic relief, dictator, following, hair pulling, HIDEOUT, Hiding, historical fiction, hitler, Hitlers, inclusion, lockerroom, memoirs, Minecraft, missing scenes, owen, Scenes, schoolgirl, Server, surprising moments, unexpected behavior, world war II

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	268
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as hitler following someone around like a bashful schoolgirl? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From pulling hair to hiding behind benches, the fun never stops on our server. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just don’t be surprised if hitler pops up to join in on the fun!

RentSplit Minecraft Server

adulting, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, daughter’s rent, disagreements, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Minecraft, NYC, parental support, Parenting styles, paying half, relationships, RentSplit, Respect, Server, Trust, Wife

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Farms Harvested:	616
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, secret checks, and accusations of illegal business dealings!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next. Will your in-game family members fight over a virtual boyfriend? Will they accuse each other of being traitors? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good soap opera storyline mixed with some Minecraft gameplay. Don’t miss out on the action – join today and become part of our wacky virtual family!

ToiletPaperGateCraft

Bloody, disagreement, flushing, GA, gross, husband, periods, septic care, septic issues, septic maintenance, septic problems, septic regulations, septic system, septic tank, septic tank pumping, septic tank pumping costs, toilet paper, ToiletPaperGateCraft, trash can, Wife

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Animals Bred:	156	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9932
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Miscast Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward, bad decision, Casting, ill-suited, inappropriate, Minecraft, miscast, Misfit, Mismatched, mistake, not right, out of character, out of place, Performance, poor choice, Role, Server, unconvincing, unsuitable, wrong choice, wrong fit

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

CraftyLove – Partner Perks

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Bond, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, Connection, CraftyLove, Favorite, Kindness, love, loyalty, partner, Perks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Support, Traits, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Crops Grown:	8892
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today!