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Putin’s Kursk Chaos Minecraft Server

Analysis, bundestag, chair, Chaos, Conflict, control, Defence Committee, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, influence, international relations, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, power, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Gods Slained:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

u wanna join dis server cuz we got Putin’s secret lair near Kursk! yea u heard dat right, u can build ur own secret base right next to Putin’s! he don’t even know what’s goin on, our players be trollin him all day long. join now for a chance to prank call Putin and steal his diamonds! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. ain’t no other server like dis one, u won’t regret it. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooo!

MediCraft: Where Docs Go on Strike!

crime, demonstration, docs, Doctors strike, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospital, India, Justice, Medical Profession, medical training, MediCraft, murder, protest, rape, Safety, Social Issues, solidarity, strike, Tragedy, trainee medic, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even doctors in india are striking over it! like, this server is so fire, it’s causing chaos in the real world! imagine what it can do in minecraft! join now for a wild ride and maybe even start a revolution in your own hospital! let’s gooooooo!

NerveCraft19: Autonomic Apocalypse

Apocalypse, autonomic, autonomic nerves, Blood, Covid-19, Damage, Healthcare, immune response, infection, long-term effects, medical science, NerveCraft19, nervous system, neurological symptoms, pandemic, Prevention, public health, research, respiratory system, Treatment, viral replication, viral transmission, Virus

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly COVID-19 comes out of nowhere and infects all the autonomic nerves on the server! But here’s the twist – instead of getting sick, your character actually gets superpowers! Like, you can fly without wings and shoot fireballs out of your hands! It’s like a crazy, apocalyptic world where the virus gives you powers instead of making you sick. So come join our server and see if you can survive the COVID-19 apocalypse and become the ultimate superhuman Minecraft warrior! It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Noar Junior High School

activities, bulletin board, CAFETERIA, Classes, Cross-Play, curriculum, education, Exams, extracurricular, Field trips, Grades, homework, junior high, learning, Playground, Projects, PvP, School, Students, Survival, Survival Games, teachers, textbooks

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118
Zombie Dances:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	9010	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

noarsmp.com

Galactic server

bedrock, Crates, Cross-Play, Enchantment, functions, Galactic server, java, life steal, LifeSteal, Minecraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Divine Spears Created:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

A Minecraft server that has many functions and crates . it is a life steal Minecraft server with fun fun enchantment . it is for both java and bedrock Minecraft .

g2.moonodes.net:26007

Cams Silly Parrot Adventure – Amplified Economy Fun Server! 🦜

Adventure, Amplified, Cams, Economy, fast-growing community, Fun, less type-to-play experience, Parrot, ProjectCash, Server, silly, smp, Toggle FLYING, YOU HAVE A SAY

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

DISCORD	discord.gg/uX9MfBVTbu

Server Overview:

Calling all players – Are you looking for a surprisingly active, brand new server? We are extremely fresh and constantly making custom changes that you will see nowhere else!

ProjectCash – An exclusive system where the server is not dependent on ECO.
An like-no-other claims system that you have full control over.
Toggle FLYING in claims!
Elytras & End active.
You have a say – We are in our first version. Every change made is dependent on you!
We are extremely motivated to make a seamless, less type-to-play experience!

Be a part of a fast-growing community! Join today at camsproject.com

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
Can I fly in claims?	Yes, you can toggle flying in claims on our server.
Is Elytras & End active?	Yes, Elytras and End are both active on our server.
How can I provide feedback for server changes?	You can provide feedback for server changes by joining our Discord and participating in discussions.
Is the server dependent on ECO?	No, our server has an exclusive system called ProjectCash which is not dependent on ECO.

AttractiveCraft Minecraft Server

alone, attractive, AttractiveCraft, chances, Confidence, crazy, DATING, emotional, fear, forever.., girl, Insecurity, lol, Minecraft, Personality, rejection, relationships, ruins, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers think you’re attractive! But watch out, because your personality might just blow up your chances of finding love in the game 😂 Don’t worry though, we’ve got plenty of TNT to help you blast your way out of any awkward situations! Join us for a chance to find love in a blocky world full of surprises and explosive personalities! 💥 #ForeverAloneButHavingFunInMinecraft

Minecraft SMP: Mini Menace

boundary violation, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Dwarf, Harassment, improper behavior, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, little person, long tail tags, Menace, midget, midget sex pest, Minecraft, Mini, offensive behavior, Pest, sex, sexual misconduct, short stature, small stature, smp, unacceptable behavior, unwanted advances

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5930
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a midget sex pest who will keep you on your toes with their outrageous antics. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just make sure to keep your distance from the midget sex pest, unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

PartyPennyPincher Minecraft Server

Argument, bill, birthday girl, club, Dangerous, disagreement, drinks, entry fees, Food, Friends, Gifts, ignored, loan, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, Party, PartyPennyPincher, Paying, Performances, Server, Stingy, Trouble

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Animals Bred:	184
Villages Defended:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be hit with a 2k bill at the end of the night like poor Mary and her friends! Our server is all about sharing the wealth and having a good time without worrying about splitting the bill.

Join us for epic performances, exclusive packages, and endless stacks of food and drinks – all included in your entry fee (which is definitely not 2k, don’t worry). Our club hosts are friendly and won’t chase you down for money, we promise!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be blowing up is creepers, not your phone with payment requests. And remember, in our world, the only thing you’ll be splitting is blocks, not bills. See you there!

GenderRevealBdayClash

Birthday, birthday trip, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Disneyland, family, Gender Reveal, GenderRevealBdayClash, Las Vegas, Plans, Pregnancy, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Schedule, sister, Support, travel

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through family drama that makes the Kardashians look tame.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find out your virtual sister is planning a gender reveal party on your virtual birthday. And not just any party, a party with 14+ virtual guests. Talk about virtual sibling rivalry!

But wait, there’s more! You can also experience the thrill of standing your ground and putting your virtual foot down. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as a herd of virtual creepers, join us now! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more explosive than TNT is the family dynamics.