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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3865 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground club where we worship chickens and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of his hooves. It’s like a mix of Hogwarts and the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less magic wands. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. Join us now before the unicorns take over and make us all wear tutus!
