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OttawaCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Confused

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	57
Crops Grown:	1516	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and definitely no child predators like Jean-Pierre Mutabazi and Mohamed Elbarkouky. Our server is so safe, even your grandma would feel comfortable playing here!

With zero chance of encountering any weirdos, you can focus on building the most epic creations and exploring our vast world. Don’t worry about being disturbed by any 56 year old student transportation drivers, unless they’re here to give you a ride to Funland!

Come join us and experience the safest, most thrilling Minecraft server out there. Who needs drama when you can have blocky adventures with friends? See you in the game!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Dimension Hops:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4197
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being caught red-handed by your girlfriend while watching porn? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and learn how to cum multiple times without her suspecting a thing! Our virtual world is filled with secret techniques and strategies to keep your porn addiction under wraps. Plus, you can build a fortress to hide all your dirty little secrets. Don’t give up on your guilty pleasure, join us now and become a master of deception!

SuomiCraft: Where Finland in the summer is Heaven and creepers wear sunglasses

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Towns Built:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Star Shards Collected:	196
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Finland in the summer – absolute heaven! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, even the creepers wear sunscreen to protect their delicate skin from the sun’s rays.

2. The pigs on our server have been trained to do synchronized swimming in the rivers and lakes. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. Talk about multitasking!

4. The villagers on our server throw the most epic beach parties every weekend. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.

5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself vacations on our server because even he can’t resist the allure of our paradise-like world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft version of Finland in the summer. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!