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Welcome to Llama Land SMP – Where llamas rule and blocks tremble in fear! 🦙🌟

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Farms Harvested:	519	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Server Name	Club Llama SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Data Packs	Vanilla Tweaks data packs
Rules	No griefing or stealing, if you kill someone you must return their items

FAQs

1. When does the server open?

The server will open tomorrow on Friday, August 9.

2. How can I apply for access to the server?

You can apply for access by filling out the application form found here.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. If you kill someone, you must return their items.

4. Can I invite friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to share the application form with your friends who you want to play with on the server.

5. Who is the founder of the Club Llama SMP?

The founder is Llama.

PixelPolitico Minecraft Server

2024 electoral map, Analysis, battleground states, blue states, campaign strategy, current events, election, electoral college, electoral predictions, long term projections, Minecraft, PixelPolitico, political commentary, political forecasting, Politics, predictions, Presidential election, red states, Server, swing states, united states, Voting, voting trends

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. Players from all over the world flocked to this server to build the most insane creations you could ever imagine. From giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defied the laws of physics, there was never a dull moment on this server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on this wild adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wonders await you on this fantastical Minecraft server?

DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Potions Brewed:	192
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Farms Harvested:	510
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Emeralds Found:	2471

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Villages Defended:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ores Mined:	4508

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	380945
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!