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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3832 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.
one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.
so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.