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SuburbiaCraft: The Struggle is Real

Challenges, Community, crime, Disadvantage, discrimination, education, Environment, growing up, Hardship, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, lack, Living, opportunities, POVERTY, poverty cycle, real, Resources, Social Issues, Struggle, suburb, SuburbiaCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any zombie invasion.

But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!

CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	New Chunks Explored:	305919
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Potions Brewed:	153
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

GulfOfAmericaCraft

american identity, controversy, geography, Gulf Coast, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, international relations, naming rights, nationalism, News, Ocean, Politics, Renaming, satire, social media, territorial disputes, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!

and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!

so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Hibernation Control Minecraft Server

control, HIBERNATION, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Emeralds Found:	1378
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Items Found:	6529
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchantments Applied:	94	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can make u feel like u in hibernation, just like dem animals who sleep all winter long. we got dem brain wizards blockin’ areas in da brain to make u feel all cozy and warm, like u wrapped up in a burrito. come join us and experience da ultimate chill vibes, no need for blankets when u on dis server, just let dem scientists work their magic and u be feelin’ like a hibernatin’ pro. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us now and let’s get cozy together in da virtual world of minecraft!

CompCraft

Claims, CompCraft, Custom Over World Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Free Ranks, Grief Protection, smp, vanilla mechanics

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6176
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

Features:

Dinosaur Fossils 🦕
Custom Over World Dungeons
Economy 💰
Custom Rares ✨
Free Ranks 🆓
Claims ✉️
Grief Protection ⛏️
PVP & PVE ⚔️
Vanilla Mechanics

On CompCraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!

Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief protection in place to prevent griefing.
Are there free ranks available?	Yes, we offer free ranks to players on our server.
Can I create and claim my own land?	Yes, we have a claims system in place for players to protect their land.
Are there any special features unique to the server?	Yes, we have dinosaur fossils, custom dungeons, and custom rare items for players to enjoy.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, we have both PVP and PVE enabled for players to engage in combat.

Bones of the Earth 1.21.2

1.21.2, 130 IQ, 3 thousand bones, adult content, alternative lifestyle, bones, creampie, Earth, explicit desires, fantasy fulfillment, Financial Stability, intelligence, long-term commitment, monthly income, non-traditional partnership, relationship goals, Simple man, till death do us part, Tomboy, unconventional love, unconventional relationship, unconventional romance, unique desires

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4128
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land where you can build your wildest dreams and destroy them too, just for funsies.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a squad of creepers rolls up on you like they own the place. But don’t worry, bro, because on this server, you can tame those creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

And get this, dude, the whole server is run by a gang of super smart tomboys with IQs higher than a rocket ship. They’ll teach you how to build the sickest redstone contraptions and how to survive in the wild like a true Minecraft warrior.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and let’s go on a wild adventure together. Just don’t forget to bring your 3 thousand bones a month and your trusty pickaxe. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate

aita, biological children, blended families, BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate, brothers girlfriend, child favoritism, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, gift giving, lego set, nephew, Niece, outings, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, rocky relationship, sibling relationships, sleepovers, trip bowling

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	5550	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can gift your virtual nieces and nephews trips to go bowling, while ignoring the requests of your brother’s girlfriend’s kid for a Lego set. Watch out for the drama that unfolds when your brother and his girlfriend get upset over your virtual gift choices!

But don’t worry, on our server, everyone has a place to sleep – even if it’s just a virtual bed on a virtual couch. Join us as we navigate through rocky relationships and grocery bag bedrooms, all while trying to build better relationships with each other (or not, we won’t judge).

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable gift-giving decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next!

NoTrendyTikToks Minecraft SMP

assertive, CONFIDENT, different, distinctive, independent, Individual, Maverick, Minecraft, Noncompliant, nonconformist, Nontraditional, NoTrendyTikToks, original, Proud, rebel, self sufficient, self-assured, self-reliant, self-respecting, smp, stand out, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Bro, lemme tell ya, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. Like, why would you even bother playing on any other server when you can join us and experience the madness?

I mean, have you ever seen a chicken ride a llama into battle? No? Well, you will on our server! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden beneath the spawn point. It’s lit, fam.

But seriously, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft and want to spice things up with some wacky shenanigans, then you gotta join us. Plus, we have a rule that everyone has to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times. It’s just the way things are done around here.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TastyCraft: Healthy & Delicious

amazing, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, Flavorful, good for you, guilt-free, healthy, high protein, Indulgent, low calorie, Mouthwatering, Nutritious, satisfying, satisfyingly healthy, scrumptious, surprisingly nutritious, Tasty, TastyCraft, UNBELIEVABLE, Wholesome

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	3683

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you mine tastes like a delicious blend of chocolate and bacon. Yes, you heard that right – CHOCOLATE BACON BLOCKS! Not only are they incredibly tasty, but they also give you superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Join our server and feast on these delectable blocks while battling evil mobs with your newfound powers. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously epic Minecraft experience anywhere else!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

acquire, annexation, Canada, controversial, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic force, Expansion, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, potential takeover, Presidency, Server, State, strategic move, territorial acquisition, trump, united states

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	10

omg u guys u have to join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, like literally lit af 🔥🔥🔥

we have the craziest events like a giant chicken race where u ride on chickens and race against each other, winner gets a diamond chicken nugget 🐔💎

also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s so wild 🎉

oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireballs at griefers? yea, it’s like having your own personal bodyguard 🐉🔥

join now before trump uses ‘economic force’ to acquire our server as a state, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos 😂😂😂