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Holobros Minecraft Server: Time to Mine!

achieving goals, brotherhood, brotherly love, determination, encouragement, family bond, holobros, inner strength, inspirational messages, It’s time, Minecraft, motivational quotes, personal growth, positive vibes, positivity, self improvement, Self Motivation, Server, success mindset, Support, Time, time for change, Time management, time to shine

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Buildings Constructed:	22	Runes Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	77

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Unicorn, battle evil mobs with enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers, and build a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all: the Disco Pig. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Pig, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual tacos for all new players. Because who doesn’t love tacos, right?

Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laughing Out Loud Town

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, LAUGHING, lol, loud, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Fantasies, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, smp, Thread, TOWN, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take wardrobe malfunctions to a whole new level! Join us for some outrageous fun as we accidentally craft our pants into helmets and our shirts into boots. Who needs armor when you can have a stylish mishap?

Our server is filled with insane stories and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours. From accidentally turning our houses into giant cakes to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the chaos of wardrobe malfunctions and turns them into epic adventures? Plus, our ERP (Erotic Roleplay Thread) will have you blushing and laughing at the same time.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SurpriseProposalRuined Minecraft Server

accusations, awkward, Best Friend, celebration, Communication, Explanation, friendship, Harassment, Italian restaurant, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Promotion, Proposal, RESERVATION, Server, sister, speculation, Surprise, SURPRISE PROPOSAL, SurpriseProposalRuined

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9285	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	216986
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like Laura’s supposed proposal surprise that turned into a chaotic mess. Who knows what kind of crazy events will unfold next? Will you be the one causing chaos or trying to clean up the mess?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Join our server now and be part of the madness! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises along the way.

ShowerlessGF-911

aita, BIAS, Boundaries, care, Communication, Girlfriend, guidance, hygiene, love, mental barriers, mental health, military discipline, personal hygiene, public vs private, refuses to shower, relationship, self-care, sensory issues, ShowerlessGF911, social circle, Support

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Potions Brewed:	157
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is not just important, it’s mandatory! We understand the struggles of keeping clean, especially when you’re in the midst of a battle with sensory issues and mental barriers. But fear not, for on our server, we have special showers that are designed to make you feel like you’re in a tropical paradise while getting squeaky clean!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies, all while maintaining impeccable hygiene. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of self-care and will support you every step of the way. Plus, we have a special feature where if you haven’t showered in 7 days, your character automatically gets a refreshing shower in-game!

So come on over and join us on this epic adventure, where cleanliness is next to godliness and where even the toughest soldiers can appreciate the power of a good shower. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this unique gaming experience!

GirlyGamerGang SMP

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, double standards, emotional well being, empowerment, exclusion, female friendships, girl code, GirlyGamerGang, gossiping, harmful rules, Honesty, judgment, loyalty, Respect, self esteem, Sisterhood, smp, Support, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5162	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who demand tribute in the form of chicken cosplay. But don’t worry, they’re a benevolent chicken overlords who will reward you with diamonds if you follow their ridiculous dress code. So come join us and embrace the cluckiness!

BlockBingeTV

Addictive, Beloved, binge-worthy, BlockBingeTV, Captivating, classic, Compelling, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, long tail tag, memorable, must watch, nostalgic, Popular, Rewatchable, television, Timeless, TV series

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4072	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Are you tired of rewatching the same old TV series over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most “rewatchable” experience you’ll ever have! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as addicted to Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even outer space! It was so epic that even the creepers stopped exploding just to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most “rewatchable” adventure of your life. Who needs TV when you have a world of infinite possibilities right at your fingertips?

Putin’s Minecraft Server: Blame Game War

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Game, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Propaganda, putin, Putins, riles, Russian, sanctions, security concerns, Server, special military operation, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Gods Slained:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be part of the russian blame game but in a fun way!!!!! ukraine’s special military operation is riling up putin but don’t worry, we got u covered with our virtual world where u can build ur own military base and fight off putin’s minions with diamond swords and enchanted armor!!!!!

join now for a chance to be the hero of ukraine and save the day from putin’s evil plans!!!!!! build alliances with other players and strategize how to defeat the russian forces in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history!!!!!!!

don’t miss out on the action and drama, join now and be part of the madness!!!!!!

CraftyPutin’sArmyDislodge

Army, border area, Conflict, CraftyPutinsArmyDislodge, Crisis, dislodge, eastern europe, evacuation, flee, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military intervention, political turmoil, putin, Putin’s orders, Refugees, Russian territory, Tension, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has ordered the army to dislodge ukrainian troops from russian territory! over 120,000 players have already fled the border area in fear of the epic battles that are about to go down! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown between nations! who will come out on top in this crazy minecraft world? join now and find out!

FlexCraft: Olympic Showdown

achievement, Athletics, Citizens, Competition, Countries, Diversity, Excellence, FlexCraft, Global Event, Gold medals, Medals, national pride, Olympic, olympics, Participation, Performance, representation, showdown, sports, strength, talent, teamwork, Threshold

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we have our own version of da Olympics! Countries be flexin’ over how many of their players can outperform in different sports, like block placing, zombie slayin’, and pig racing! We even got a gold medal for the player who can build the most epic castle in under 10 minutes! It’s a total blast, so come join da fun and show off your mad skills, cuz on dis server, we all winners, baby!

TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

60s, adults over 60, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol use, alcohol-related deaths, deprivation, drinking habits, Edition, Frailty, health outcomes, health risks, health-related risk factors, high-risk drinking, increased deaths, low-risk drinking, moderate-risk drinking, mortality, mortality risk, older adults, older population, TipsyCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.