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The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	783
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

BoyfriendBunkBedBattles Minecraft Server

bedroom etiquette, BoyfriendBunkBedBattles, communication problems, compromise, love and relationships, Minecraft, personal space, relationship issues, separate bedrooms, Server, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping separately, Snoring, snoring and relationships, snoring conflicts, snoring issues, snoring partner, snoring problems, snoring remedies, snoring solutions

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a snoring partner who sounds like a chainsaw in your ear every night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your noisy woes! Join us and build a virtual fortress where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.

Our server is so peaceful and quiet, you’ll forget all about your snoring partner back in the real world. Plus, we have special anti-snoring potions that will make sure no one disturbs your beauty sleep ever again. And if your partner dares to disturb you in the game, we have a special jail cell just for them!

So why suffer through sleepless nights when you can join our Minecraft server and sleep soundly in your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to snoring and hello to sweet dreams on our server!

FashionistaFundsFiasco

#budgets, #Drop out, accessories, AITAH, apps, bills, clothes, credit card, dresses, FashionistaFundsFiasco, fun money, house poor, iPhone, not paying, online college degree program, purses, sacrifice, SAVING, second hand items., stay at home mom, tight finances, Tools, uber driver, wife’s tuition

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

achievement, defiance, determination, diy, empowerment, f*** it, Greatest, History, I’ll do it myself, INDEPENDENCE, Individualism, initiative, innovation, inspiration, leadership, MAYHEM, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Rebellion, self reliance, success, trailblazer

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

advance planning, classified documents, Cold War tensions, government secrets, historical revelations, intelligence reports, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military history, military intelligence, naval operations, political intrigue, russia, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, secret documents, Secrets, security breach, seized papers, strategic planning, submarine disaster, submarine warfare, Unleashed

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

adolescence, childhood eating habits, early adolescence, Eaters, eating habits, Food fussiness, fussy, fussy eating, GeneCraft, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetics, Hereditary, influence, nature vs nurture, Paradise, picky eater, Population, stable trait, Toddler, toddlerhood, variation

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Towns Built:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

$109, 150, Accuracy, Analysis, autists, Bro, bros, calculation, cost, estimation, Expenses, fat hog gf, Financial, Math, Minecraft, Numbers, nut, passport, reddit, relationship, Server, States, undershot

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, btc, cryptocurrency, Cycle, digital assets, Financial Planning, INDICATOR, Investment, investment decision, market analysis, market forecasting, market indicator, market timing, market trends, Minecraft, Pi Cycle Top Indicator, profit-taking, risk management, sell BTC, sell signal, smp, Technical Analysis, Top, Trading, trading strategy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!

RentalCraft Minecraft Server

Bank, BETRAYAL, car lease, city center, Communication, Deception, Divorce, finances, Friends, lying.., Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, ownership, real estate, relationship, rental apartment, RentalCraft, roommate, Server, Trust, University, Valuation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!

TripDropOutNoInviteLOL

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotional reactions, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, financial reasons, friendship, greece, group dynamics, invite, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Planning, relationships, social dynamics, spain, trip, TripDropOutNoInviteLOL, vacation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story about a trip to Greece gone wrong.

Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies are planning a trip to a virtual Greece, but suddenly everything goes haywire. Friends dropping out left and right, exes getting involved, and a last-minute switch to Spain. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness friendships falling apart over virtual vacations? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest in Madrid like Tammy. Just watch out for any exes lurking around, things could get messy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?