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  • ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult

    ExWifeKidneyDietNoConsult
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 4605
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Void Gems Collected: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate revenge story unfold right before your eyes!

    Picture this: You, a seasoned RD with clinical nutrition experience, getting a request from your ex’s wife for a consultation. But wait, it gets better – this ex of yours was a total jerk who couldn’t make up his mind about being attracted to you! Talk about drama!

    Now, imagine the thrill of denying his wife nutritional treatment because, let’s face it, you’re not updated on the latest medical info and you’re living in a different country. But hey, who needs facts when you have a juicy backstory like this?

    Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with a side of revenge served cold. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love (or drama) in the pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UnkillableSpatula Minecraft SMP

    UnkillableSpatula Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 3807
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 437
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to challenge yourself to kill your friends with the most ridiculous objects possible. Forget swords and bows, we’re talking about killing someone with a cooked chicken or a flower pot! The more outrageous the kill, the more respect you’ll earn from your fellow players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unbreakable Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged villagers who believed it could mine through bedrock. Will you be the one to wield its power and uncover its true potential?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCIAmishap

    CraftyCIAmishap
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 4460
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Ores Mined: 2970 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Dimension Hops: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Rumor has it that the CIA actually created Minecraft as a secret training program for their agents. So if you want to learn top-secret spy techniques while building epic structures and battling creepers, this is the server for you! Plus, we have a hidden underground base where you can uncover government secrets and maybe even find Herobrine himself! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind the blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FrozenEuroMC Server

    FrozenEuroMC Server
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 3364
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, even the EU is releasing frozen assets to it? well, this server is so lit that even Switzerland is like “nah, we out”. Join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off creepers with diamond swords made out of pure swag. Build your own empire and rule over peasants who will worship you like a Minecraft god. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OlympicSaboteurCraft

    OlympicSaboteurCraft
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 1790
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how there’s this server that’s, like, super lit and stuff? well, u gotta join cuz, like, there’s this russian spy who got arrested and now everyone’s, like, freaking out about more sabotage attacks at the olympics. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on this server, we got, like, super secret spy missions where u gotta, like, save the world from evil masterminds and stuff. it’s, like, so intense, u won’t even believe it. plus, we got, like, epic builds and crazy mini-games that will blow ur mind. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the russian spies take over the world or something. u won’t regret it, i promise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KnockKnockNoMore

    KnockKnockNoMore
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 8561
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3583
    Crops Grown: 9979 Gods Slained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, if you don’t, a pack of wild chickens will come and steal all your diamonds, bro. i heard this one time, this player tried to knock on someone’s door only two times and, like, a creeper exploded in their face, man. it was, like, totally gnarly.

    also, like, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. they can, like, make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. it’s, like, totally magical, dude.

    and, like, the community on this server is, like, super cool. everyone is, like, best friends and they have, like, epic parties every night. i heard they even built a giant statue of a potato once.

    so, yeah, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. but, like, don’t knock on anyone’s door fewer than three times. trust me, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrainyBlockz

    BrainyBlockz
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 4324
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Enchantments Applied: 69
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    our server is for the quick learners, the ones who can build a castle in like, a minute flat. if you’re a slow learner, that’s cool too, just be prepared to take four times as long to figure out how to craft a pickaxe. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

    join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible. build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless!

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next minecraft master in no time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelmon Ultron

    Pixelmon Ultron
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 3920
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Mines Excavated: 1215
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Pixelmon server, in this server there are: Ranks to buy with real money on my official Pixelmon Ultron website! Keys to open the chests by going to the lobby section where you can open the chests and a BattlePass with 18 levels to unlock, furthermore, in the BattlePass there will be the free section (with many fewer prizes) and the premium section which will be paid with £3.65 on the Pixelmon Ultron shop website! You might be wondering… How do I level up the BattlePass? Well… By doing the missions you will find by doing /bp and clicking on “Quests”, Easy, right? In the Quests section there are 4 weeks of missions plus daily quests!

    141.95.120.225

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BasedPoland Minecraft Server

    BasedPoland Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 8569
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Votes: 3870 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

    MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 261
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4960 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Potions Brewed: 87

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

    Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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