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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 7022 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2089 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.
oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.
plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?
so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?