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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6018 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 1383 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Ever wanted to ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of exploding chickens? Or battle a giant squid with a sword made of cheese? On our server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ CreepyCreeper spinning the hottest tracks. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and pigs fly.
So if you’re ready to experience the most hilarious and absurd Minecraft server of all time, join us now and prepare for a childhood nostalgia trip like no other!