| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2014 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 6972 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 9698 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1009 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 186 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 272 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 6882 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1338 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3112 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 432 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1875 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6024 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2348 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2387 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!
So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!
