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EggcellentMcBreakfast

Australia, breakfast hours, breakfast menu, concerns, dining options, egg shortage, egg supply, EggcellentMcBreakfast, fast food, food service, food shortage, limited availability, limited menu, McDonalds, meal options, morning hours, morning routine, morning rush, Restaurant (Industry), restrictions, supply chain

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	184	Dimension Hops:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
New Chunks Explored:	785385	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

lol imagine if u were just tryna get ur mcmuffin fix and mcdonald’s was like nah fam u can’t have brekkie right now cuz we ran outta eggs lmao. but don’t worry, u can join our epic minecraft server instead where we never run outta eggs cuz we got chickens for days, like seriously our chicken farm is lit af. plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with all the mcmuffins u could ever want, so come join us and never worry about breakfast again. also, our server has a rollercoaster made entirely out of mcmuffins, so yeah, u definitely wanna be a part of this madness.

ImperialCraft: Time Warp!

fahrenheit, foot, GALLON, Imperial system, Imperial system nightmare, ImperialCraft, Measurement, Mile, Nightmare, Pound, Time, time confusion, time conversion, Time management, time measurement, time tracking, time units, time units in Imperial system, time units nightmare, timekeeping, unit conversion, units of measurement, Warp, YARD

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Runes Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	4498
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

lol this server is like a wild ride through a jungle filled with creepers and zombies but also unicorns and rainbows. like imagine if time was measured in how many chickens you could juggle while riding a pig, that’s how crazy this server is. join us if you want to experience the chaos of building a castle out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the best dancers. come join the fun!

HotFaceCraft

age and health, age-related diseases, age-related illnesses, diabetes, diabetes and facial ageing, eye temperature, eye temperature correlation, facial ageing, facial health, facial temperature, facial temperature analysis, facial temperature differences, facial temperature patterns, facial temperature research, facial temperature studies, facial temperature trends, health conditions, HotFaceCraft, temperature variations

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3229
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchantments Applied:	228
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

join our epic minecraft server where your face temperature actually determines your age and health status! if your eye temperature is higher, you might have diabetes or some other crazy disease! but don’t worry, our virtual doctors are here to help you out with potions and enchanted apples. come join the fun and see if you can beat the heat and stay forever young in our pixelated world!

Survival No Resets

Build anywhere, building, Community, cost commands, Costcommands, Crafting, Day, Discord, Exploration, Fireball, kill mobs, Lightning, Minecraft, MONEY, multiplayer, night, No Resets, not whitelisted, Online Map, PvP, Server, Shop, Survival, Time, time is money, Timeismoney, weather

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Time is Money /shop and cost commands /day /night /weather Build anywhere you would like Kill mobs for money we have a online Map and Discord Join Now not whitelisted

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SpudCraft: Where potatoes rule the world and creepers run scared! Join now for the ultimate tuber adventure!!

Adventure, age requirement, application, Bluemap, Collaborative, Community, CREEPERS, Custom World Generation, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Friends, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Interactive, Join, Map, Mature, Minecraft, Potatoes, rule, RUN, Scared, smp, Spawn, SpudCraft, TUBER, Ultimate, voice chat, world

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

SpudCraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Trust-based economy	Similar to HermitCraft
/spawn command	Easy way to get back to spawn
Voice chat mod	Like in HermitCraft
Vanilla gameplay	Essential datapacks included
Age requirement	15 years old for maturity reasons
Community	Kind, mature, interactive

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

Trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
Easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
Simple voice chat mod, like in HermitCraft
Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks
15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons
Kind, mature, interactive community
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required

SpudCraft is set to update and reset for our seventh season on July 5th! Joining now would be the perfect time to check out our map and meet some friends before the new season launches.

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

FaunaCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, based opinion, chosen ones, elite club, elitist, Entertainment, Fauna, FaunaCraft, game players, hololive, Kiara, Minecraft, Online Community, put together, sad friendship, Server, streaming, talent, talented friends, unbased opinion, Virtual talents, Vtuber

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4462	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that joining is like being chosen to be a part of an elite club, just like Hololive! Our players are the “chosen ones” who are here because of their incredible talent in the game.

Join us and become friends with only the most talented players, just like Kiara from Hololive suggests! Who needs friends who aren’t the best at Minecraft anyway? We’re all about that elite gaming life.

So come on, join our server and show off your skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll be chosen to be a part of our exclusive group of talented players. Just like Hololive, but in Minecraft form!

AnimeBoobsMC Server

#youtube, adolescence, Anime, AnimeBoobsMC, Boobs, Censorship, comedy, Coming of Age, ecchi, Entertainment, Fan Service, FANTASY, harem, highschool dxd, incel, japanese animation, Memories, Nostalgia, Otaku, Server, Teen, TEENAGE

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no anime and boobs? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you teenage incels out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with ecchi anime, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected surprises (wink wink). Who needs diamonds when you can have anime waifus, am I right? So come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Mom’s House, No Sis Allowed

Allowed, co-trustees, custody arrangements, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamics, financial decisions, Financial Stability, Generosity, House, Inheritance, long-term consequences, moms, parental affairs, parenting issues, Revenge, selling house, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Sis, stepfamily, trust fund, wealth disparity

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs.

Join us and experience the thrill of making tough decisions like whether to sell your virtual house or not. Will you choose revenge like sis, or take the high road like dad? The choice is yours!

And hey, who needs therapy when you can work out your family issues by building epic castles and battling mobs together? Plus, you might just score a million virtual bucks in the process. Cha-ching!

So come on down to our server and let the virtual drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

GoreCraft Minecraft Server

2000 presidential election, Al Gore, Al Gore presidency, alternate history, American politics, butterfly ballot, election results, electoral college, Florida recount, george w bush, Gore vs Bush, GoreCraft, hanging chads, historical what if, History, Minecraft, political impact, Politics, popular vote, Presidency, Server, SUPREME COURT, united states

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server where Al Gore is the supreme ruler and president of the virtual world! Imagine a world where every block is made of sustainable materials and renewable energy powers all the redstone contraptions.

Players will embark on quests to save the environment from evil polluters and deforestation, all while being guided by Al Gore himself who will teach you how to build eco-friendly farms and renewable energy sources.

But beware, there are rumors of an alternate universe where George W. Bush won the election and chaos reigns supreme with creeper explosions and lava floods at every corner. Join our server and help Al Gore save the world from impending doom!

CraftyCompliments

appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, CraftyCompliments, ego boost, flattered, handsome, Men, positive feedback, reactions, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Social Interaction, unexpected, unexpected attention, unexpected compliments, unexpected praise, validation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ores Mined:	9132
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you tired of hearing compliments from real-life women? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll be showered with compliments from virtual women all day long! Join us and experience the thrill of being called handsome by pixelated princesses who can’t get enough of your blocky charm. Who needs real-life validation when you have virtual admirers on our server? Join now and bask in the glory of being the most handsome player in the Minecraft universe!