order of scoripions Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

body clock, deep sleep, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling, health, HOURS, long hours, long hours of sleep, mental health, Minecraft, need sleep, player, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, REST, self-care, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleepy, smp, tiredness, wellbeing

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	255	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

aunt, Babysitting, Boundaries, career, child-free life, defending actions, family, family peace, hobbies, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, Niece, NoKidsNoCreeper, parenting, passive-aggressive comments, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, selfish, Server, setting boundaries, sister

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

CraftyHub

addiction recovery, alcoholic husband, alcoholism, codependency, communication breakdown, CraftyHub, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, enabling behavior patterns, enabling family, enabling friends, enabling spouse, hidden addiction, irresponsible behavior, marriage counseling, marriage problems, mental health, reckless behavior, relationship issues, substance abuse, substance abuse treatment

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

FlaggedCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

BlockyCultureShock

adult content, adult themes, BlockyCultureShock, Boundaries, Censorship, controversial topics, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, explicit content, explicit language, explicit material, graphic imagery, mature content, NSFW, nudity, risque behavior, sexual norms, shock factor, shock value, social norms, taboo

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

controversial move, cultural heritage, diplomatic implications, eastern europe, geopolitical relations, Historical revisionism, historical significance, identity politics, international reaction, legislative action, Minecraft, national pride, political decision, Renaming, russia, Server, Settlements, soviet union, SovietCraft, symbolic gesture, territorial identity, Ukrainian parliament

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8980	Meteorites Collected:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!

KurskCraft: Robot vs. Trench

Artificial Intelligence, Autonomous Weapons, BATTLEFIELDS, Combat Robots, defense systems, eastern europe, future warfare, Gun-Armed Ground Robot, Kursk, KurskCraft, military advancements, military innovation, Military operations, military technology, remote control, ROBOT, robotics, Russian Trench, Trench, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, war technology, WARFARE

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchantments Applied:	232
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Towns Built:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Yo, have you ever seen a robot with GUNS in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we got Ukraine’s Gun-Armed Ground Robot clearing out Russian trenches in Kursk! Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Watch as the robot blasts through enemies and leaves a trail of destruction in its wake. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in our insane server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CO2 Climatic Craze

485 million years, atmospheric CO2, carbon dioxide levels, climate change, climate models, climate sensitivity, Climatic, Co2, CO2 doubling, CRAZE, earth’s history, Environmental Science, fast climate sensitivity, geological timescale, global warming, greenhouse gases, long term trends, paleoclimate data, research, Scientific evidence, slow climate sensitivity, study, temperature increase

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!

WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!

SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Banned from YouTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, banned, banned accounts, banned from YouTube, Community Backlash, content creators, controversy, copyright infringement, copyright issues, copyright violation, Dying, EXPOSED, froot, henya, internet drama, Ironmouse, kson, Minecraft, online entertainment, online streaming, reached 3 view status, Server, social media, viral videos, YouTube ban

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server where the chaos is real and the drama is even more intense than a reality TV show! Ironmouse got banned from YouTube for copyright infringement, Kson somehow reached the legendary 3 view status, Henya is on her deathbed (in-game, of course), and Froot got exposed for stealing diamonds from other players. But hey, who needs normal when you can have this level of insanity? Join now for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

7834non, A Story I Suppose, ANONYMOUS, Chicken In the Fox’s Den, Claws of Helion, ColonTwo, Ensuring Loyalty, Fauna, Forgotten Places: Expedition, Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon, Hills_of_Mud, hmofa, homo, Human Males On Female Anthros, image filter, Induction, ItsAMadhouse, LiveIron, M4rsh4l_Legacy, manhunt, Mattariel, Maya the Awootist, Media, Minecraft, misc, Mountlear, New Years Whoopee, Of Void, Post-Work Relief, ReckfulAbandon, Sanguine Dusk, service, Shallowintrospection, smp, Songbird, Stories, Story Masterbin, The Frost on her Feathers, WageCage, word filter, writing guides

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ores Mined:	9754
Potions Brewed:	62	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all about Human Males On Female Anthros! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is like a soap opera, but with furries. Dive into the drama of “The Frost On Her Feathers” or “Chicken In the Fox’s Den” for some wild storytelling. – Ever wanted to read a fanfic about a chicken getting into a fox’s den? Well, now you can on our server! – Join us for the epic saga of “Claws of Helion” or “Sanguine Dusk” where anthros battle it out in intense conflicts. – Need a break from all the chaos? Check out “Post-Work Relief” for a relaxing read. – Curious about the secrets of “Forgotten Places: Expedition”? Join our server to uncover the mysteries. – And if you’re feeling adventurous, join in on “Manhunt” for a thrilling adventure.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a furry-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a fanfic or two along the way. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Human Males On Female Anthros!