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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 3921 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
So, like, u know that group that was all like “death to Canada” and stuff? Well, they’re, like, listed as a terrorist entity now. But, like, don’t worry about that because we have the most epic Minecraft server ever and they totally don’t play on it. Join us and, like, build epic structures and battle dragons and stuff. Plus, like, we have free diamond armor for all new players because we’re just that awesome. So, like, forget about those terrorist dudes and come play with us instead. It’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude!
