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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1765 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 7418 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 8853 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6947 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.
so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!