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QuitCraft: Day One Disaster

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7213
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ores Mined:	2423	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Divine Spears Created:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring job that makes you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re at work, staring at your computer screen, when suddenly a creeper explodes right in your boss’s office! Chaos ensues as zombies start taking over the break room and skeletons are holding meetings in the conference room.

But don’t worry, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to fight off the evil mobs and save the office from destruction. Plus, who needs a boring job when you can become a master builder and create your own virtual empire?

So say goodbye to that soul-sucking job and join our Minecraft server today for a wild adventure like no other! Who needs a paycheck when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear instead?

ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition

alcohol consumption, booze, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer statistics, China, Chinese population, ChubbyCraft, disease prevention, Edition, health impact, health risks, healthcare trends, lifestyle changes, lifestyle choices, lifestyle factors, meat, meat consumption, obesity, Obesity-related diseases, prevalence, public health, rising rates, Westernized lifestyle

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2327	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! Join us and escape from the rising obesity-related cancer rates in China! We promise our virtual world is free from all that unhealthy stuff. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes you immune to Westernized lifestyle influences like meat and alcohol. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about cancer rates or any of that boring real life stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!

BritCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Potions Brewed:	48	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Votes:	1961
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mines Excavated:	4595	Emeralds Found:	1400
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Towns Built:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMomFatShameNoKids

Apology, birthday celebration, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, chaperoned visits, childhood trauma, children’s well-being, CraftyMomFatShameNoKids, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, fat shaming, fatphobia, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, self esteem, Therapy, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, weight issues

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

HourLeftMC

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mines Excavated:	1657
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains

agriculture, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic relations, Economy, embargo, Exports, food supply, Geopolitical, global trade, grain, grains, international relations, iran, occupied territories, Political, russia, sanctions, Tension, Trade, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crops Grown:	7194
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of russia exporting grain from occupied territories of ukraine to iran IN BLOCK FORM! build your own grain empire and trade with other players for epic loot. beware of the ukrainian rebels trying to steal your crops, they will stop at nothing to get their hands on your precious wheat. join now and become the ultimate grain tycoon in the world of minecraft!

KingdomsSMP! A Vanilla Kingdom of Wizards, Dragons & 16+ Minecraft Players – Apply to Join!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Theme	Game of Thrones-inspired
Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the goal of this server?

A: The goal is to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players, who will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war in a Game of Thrones-inspired setting.

Q: Are PvP and combat important on this server?

A: PvP and combat are not the primary focus of the server. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this adventure with us and create great memories while forging new friendships.

CodependentCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Mines Excavated:	2324
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Animals Bred:	173	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of being alone in the Minecraft world, constantly searching for companionship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate codependent relationship with your virtual friends. We promise you’ll never be separated, even if you try to escape – we’ll always find you. And if you ever think about leaving, just remember the obituary of those who dared to abandon us. So come on, join us and say “Fuck it all, fuck this place” as we embark on this crazy journey together!