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TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

body art, Communication, decision, fire and blood, game of thrones, High Valyrian, husband, indifference, Marriage, matching tattoos, overreacting, personal choice, relationship, Sigil, small tattoo, Symbolism, targaryen, tattoo, TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA, Trust, tv show

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where decisions are made with fire and blood…just kidding! But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can express yourself freely without having to consult your significant other, then look no further!

Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?

We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!

So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!

PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

approach, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Etiquette, inquire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Polite, PolitePleasure, proposition, propositioning, relationships, Request, respectful, romance, seduction, sex, smp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

addiction, Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, catastrophe, coffee, Crisis, Despair, disbelief, emotions, global impact, hypothetical event, hypothetical future, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, hypothetical world, morning routine, Panic, shock, Wake Up, Withdrawal

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Animals Bred:	175
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Star Shards Collected:	231	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	112	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Enchantments Applied:	267	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
New Chunks Explored:	285151	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

… (and more FAQ questions and answers)

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Animals Bred:	183	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Towns Built:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2
Votes:	6612	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6834
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!