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HurtByWeirdness Minecraft SMP

accident, BIZARRE, bizarre accident, clumsy, funny, funny injury, HurtByWeirdness, injury, Minecraft, mishap, odd, odd occurrence, Pain, peculiar, peculiar injury, quirky, smp, strange, strange mishap, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual incident, weird

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Buildings Constructed:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ores Mined:	3672
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre ways of getting hurt in the game! From accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to tame a wild chicken to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because you accidentally stepped on their tail, our server is full of unexpected dangers and hilarious mishaps. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even end up with a funny story to tell your friends about the time you got hurt in the most ridiculous way possible!

BlockShock: Overheard in Minecraft

#revelation, Astonishing, Astounding, BlockShock, Conversation, eavesdropping, gasp-worthy, gossip, hearsay, Intriguing, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, Overheard, rumor, scandal, secret, Shocking.., Startling, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Buildings Constructed:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where the pigs have taken over and are running the show? That’s right, they’ve formed their own government and are demanding all players to join their bacon-loving society. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill rulers as long as you bring them offerings of carrots and potatoes.

Oh, and did I mention that the creepers on this server have learned how to breakdance? Yeah, they’ll drop sick beats while they explode, it’s a real blast (literally)!

But the craziest part of all is the rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on this server. He’s actually a pretty cool guy once you get to know him, just don’t mention his glowing eyes or he might get a little touchy.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server for a truly unforgettable time. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves!

What is the IP for SMii7Yplus Minecraft Server?

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

SMii7Yplus, also known as SMii7Y, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his comedic gaming videos and collaborations with other YouTubers. He is best known for his humorous commentary and gameplay on popular games such as Fortnite, Call of Duty, and GTA V. With a large and dedicated following, SMii7Yplus has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

Videman OneBlock server Minecraft

banner, blocks, cooperation, GIF, GRASS, ISLAND, Items, Minecraft, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, obsidian, OneBlock, Resources, Server, Skyblock, Stages, Survival, Videman

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mines Excavated:	1719
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Animals Bred:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	New Chunks Explored:	973776
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3

I present to you the “Videman OneBlock” mode – here you have to survive high in the sky, extracting resources from one block, gradually expanding the island.

Each player starts with one block. Territories are separated, but players can unite (/ob invite) and cooperate. The game is divided into stages, each of which determines the composition of the blocks, items and mobs that appear. By breaking just one block, you progress from the initial stage with grass blocks to the stage with obsidian blocks.

PS We also have a server with “Videman The Cut” mods.

play.videmanmc.ru

Kapi-Server: Where Villagers Have More Rights Than Players! 1.20.1

1.20.1, Active, building, building mods, Community, Cozy, Create, Discord, free, KapiServer, LIMITED, Minecolonies, Modded, Mods, over 18, Players, pleasant, Private, responsive, RIGHTS, Small, Survival, Time spent together, villagers, world

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	992	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5

Overview
We are a small, but cozy private Minecraft server with mods, in search of a limited number of active players for available spots on the server. Our server has 70 mods with a focus on building mods like Create and MineColonies.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the requirements to join the server?	– You must be over 18 years old – You must be an active player – You must love building
What does the server offer?	– A completely free world without plugins – A server with 70 mods, with a focus on building mods – A pleasant time spent together – Responsiveness from the server host
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/ZcqcFnRR

The First Descendant Minecraft Server

Adventure, bros, Captivating, Character development, descendant, FANTASY, gameplay, gook character design, graphics, Immersive, indie game, me over, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Storyline, the first descendant, Unique, video game, winning, world-building

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1148	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	3162
Towns Built:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	800952	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!