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EternalEats Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing to munch on is stale bread and tasteless carrots? Well, look no further because our server offers an endless buffet of the most outrageous and ridiculous food items you can imagine! From diamond-encrusted steak to golden apple pie, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and indulge in the most extravagant and over-the-top food items that will leave your taste buds tingling and your wallet crying tears of joy. Who needs caviar and truffles when you can feast on enchanted pork chops and emerald-crusted cookies?

So come on down to our server and join the culinary adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like our food options!

DepressCraft – Let’s Mine Away the Blues!

anxiety, Blues, coping mechanisms, DepressCraft, depression, Despair, emotional pain, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Lets, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, negative thoughts, overwhelming emotions, Sadness, seeking help, self esteem, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy, triggers

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	New Chunks Explored:	191511
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Is your diamond armor constantly getting stolen by pesky players? Well, fear not because on our server, all your Minecraft dreams will come true! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the only thing that will make you feel depressed is when you run out of cake! So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind as you embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

ukraine regains ground in kharkiv minecraft server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, ground, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Political unrest, regains, Russian army, Russian troops, Server, Surrender, territorial gains, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mines Excavated:	4214

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine regains ground in kharkiv as dozens of russian troops ‘surrender’!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got more action than a creeper explosion, more drama than a villager trade gone wrong, and more chaos than a nether portal in the overworld 😂

our players are tougher than diamond armor, crazier than a chicken riding a pig, and funnier than a zombie trying to do stand-up comedy 🤪

join us now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the multiverse! 🌍🎮🚀

bowelbreakersMC

arteries, autoimmune, Bowel disease, bowelbreakersMC, Breakthrough, breakthroughs, Chronic illness, discovery, gastrointestinal, health, holy grail, IBD, immune disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, liver, Medical research, millions, researchers, spine, Treatment, worldwide

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5710	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	3472
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crops Grown:	4766
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

4ging2productiveconvos, Accessibility options, April Fools’ Day events, Bigotry, Forging, illegal content, Minecraf, Misinformation, Moderator Advocate, Moderator Code of Conduct, Moderator Roadshows, Open Letter, reddit, Reddit API, Reddit Secret Santa, Remember the human, Return to Productive Conversation, Server, showerthoughts, Spam reduction, user agreement, Volunteer moderators, Washington Post

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official twitter, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, tutorial, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, Yinlin

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Potions Brewed:	182
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can set sail on epic quests, save lighthouses from evil mobs, and wake up the world with your heroic deeds. Our server is so awesome, even the Resonators Jiyan and Yinlin can’t get enough of it!

But wait, there’s more! Redeem the code WUTHERINGGIFT after beating the Crownless in the tutorial to unlock exclusive emotes that will make your friends list jealous. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and let the wacky adventures begin! Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen – from riding pigs into battle to building a house out of diamond blocks. Join now and let the chaos ensue!

ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8619
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7366	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9566	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	5172	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!