Ophidian Speaker Review Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pay2PlayLove

alternating paying, awkward situations, cafe, clear communication, Communication, DATING, discussing finances, Expectations, feeling appreciated, finances, groceries, healthy relationship, initiating payments, love, Pay2PlayLove, paying for each other, relationship, Resentment, small gestures, splitting the bill

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you like royalty? Look no further than our server, where we believe in the “you get this one, I’ll get the next” approach to finances!

Join our server and experience the thrill of alternating paying for coffee and snacks with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you can have a latte instead?

Don’t worry about feeling like everything is too calculative, we promise to keep the financial drama to a minimum. Plus, we have epic adventures and crazy builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over to our server and let us treat you like the queen (or king) that you are! Just make sure to bring your own pickaxe, because we don’t split those 50/50. 😉

BlockyKids Minecraft Server

BlockyKids, breaking the cycle, child abuse, Child protection, community support, domestic violence, effects of abuse, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, healing from abuse, hidden abuse, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, physical abuse, protective factors, psychological abuse, reporting abuse, Server, sexual abuse, signs of abuse, Trauma, vulnerable children

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	640	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we abuse is our addiction to building epic creations! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples! Rumor has it that if you find your way inside, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and the title of Chicken Slayer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, the only thing we abuse here is our love for all things Minecraft!

SoberCraft: $100K Challenge

000, 100, 100k, addiction, challenge, Decision making, financial freedom, financial gain, Financial Security, health, lifestyle change, long term benefits, mental clarity, Moderation, MONEY, personal choice, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, SoberCraft, Sobriety, substance abuse, temptation, wealth

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Emeralds Found:	2050

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions and ale in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can earn $100,000 in game currency, but the catch is you can never get drunk or high again. Say goodbye to those pesky potion effects and hello to a bank account full of virtual riches! Who needs a buzz when you’ve got a virtual mansion to build, am I right? Join now and start building your sober empire!

CraftyCash or ScrewItCraft

aging, CraftyCash, financial choices, financial decisions, financial freedom, financial future, Financial goals, financial habits, financial mindset, financial mindset shift, Financial Planning, financial priorities, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, money attitude, money management, personal finance, Retirement, ScrewItCraft, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mines Excavated:	4026	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can either become the richest player ever or just throw all your diamonds into lava and say “fuck it” like a true rebel. we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig latin and dress up as chickens on weekends. our admin once built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the sun and somehow survived. come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who needs money when you can have this much fun?

SleepyCraft: InsulinResistFun

Cardiometabolic Risk, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular risk, chronic conditions, Comprehensive Review, diabetes, Elevated Risk, Endocrine System, Hypoxia, Hypoxia-Induced Insulin Resistance, insulin resistance, InsulinResistFun, metabolic syndrome, obesity, obstructive sleep apnea, Patients, Respiratory Disorders, review, sleep apnea, Sleep Apnea Treatment, sleep disorders, SleepyCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8713	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have hypoxia-induced insulin resistance mediating the elevated cardiovascular risk!! it’s like a rollercoaster for your heart, but in minecraft form!!

we have patients with obstructive sleep apnea running around causing chaos and havoc, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!!

our comprehensive review of the situation will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game!!

so come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself!! who knew cardiovascular risk could be so entertaining??

Elysian Shores

1.20.X, Clan Wars, Economy, Fly, in-game currency, multiplayer, non-p2w, PvP, Survival, Tournaments

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Survival Multiplayer | 1.20.x | PvP Clan Wars and tournaments!

Join to discover a non p2w experience featuring some usefull mechanics like /fly for free only using in game currency

ElysianShores.mysrv.us

Welcome to the Republic of Basovia, where the weather is modded and the computers are crafty!

Basovia, Choices, city, Community, computers, continent, Crafty, Development, discord server, Download, Dynmap, infos, Infrastructure, Ip:, ISLAND, join the discord, large city, Modded, Mods, Republic, Rural, sign pack, urbanization, weather

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8896
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Basovia Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Kindof a placeholder?
Description	Basovia is a server project centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure. It is set on a 2km x 2km island/continent.
Links	Discord server Dynmap Mods download* Sign pack download*
IP	68.71.47.77:25793

* If the download for these don’t work, join the discord and download them from #infos.

FAQ

1. What is the main focus of Basovia server?

The main focus of Basovia server is development, urbanization, and infrastructure building.

2. How big is the island/continent on which the server is set?

The island/continent is 2km x 2km in size.

3. Can players choose to live in developed or rural areas?

Yes, players can choose to live in developed areas to help them grow or start a community in rural regions and build a large city away from developed areas.

4. Where can I download the required mods and sign pack?

You can download the mods and sign pack from the provided links in the overview section or join the server’s discord and download them from #infos channel.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, discipline, edging challenge, ejaculation control, erotic hypno, failed semen retention, impossible after day 5, meditation, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal development, self-control, semen retention, Server, sexual arousal, sexual energy, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, shibbydex, tantra, Willpower

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	6819	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of failing at semen retention because you keep getting hypnotized by erotic content? Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself with building epic structures instead! We promise our server will keep you so busy, you won’t even have time to think about edging for a whole week. Plus, we have a special challenge where you have to edge for 7 days straight without giving in – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with your willpower! So come join us and leave those hypnotic temptations behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we won’t judge.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

adult humor, animated, blocky, brian griffin, comedy, controversial humor, Dysfunctional family, Entertainment, family, Family Guy, Fun, Good show, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Minecraft, peter Griffin, pop culture references, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Server, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, television, TV series

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	272	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Towns Built:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2956	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

DadBlocker

Agreement, AITAH, Communication, conditions, dad, DadBlocker, decision, Estate, family, getting married, Honesty, Inheritance, Lawyer, legal counsel, Marriage, preventing, Proposal, re-marry, testament, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3086
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and family feuds that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera. Meet the player whose dad is about to get married but can’t because of a crazy inheritance situation. Will they give up their mom’s inheritance for love? Will they seek legal counsel and stir up even more chaos? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a secret treasure hunt or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world?

So why wait? Join our server today and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t regret it!