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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4695 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
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