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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3766 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
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