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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6812 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 6548 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
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