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Bored Calculators Server

advanced math, Algorithms, arithmetic, Artificial Intelligence, basic math, bored, Boredom, boredom with math, calculations, Calculators, computational boredom, computational devices, digital boredom, digital tools, efficiency, electronic devices, Math, Mathematics, problem solving, repetitive tasks, Server, Technology

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1768	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
New Chunks Explored:	563011	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

lol this server is so lit, even calculators are like “bro, this math is too easy for me”. like, we have so many crazy builds and epic adventures that even the most hardcore gamers will be like “woah, this is next level shiz”. join us if you want to ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamond blocks. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Crafty Aussie Love Quest

adolescent development, Aussie, Aussie teens, communication skills, Crafty, curriculum, education system, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, Empathy, legal definitions, love, peer relationships, preparedness, Quest, real-life skills, Relationship Building, relationships, risk avoidance, sex education, sexual health, Social Skills, teen education, youth development

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Votes:	2374	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5

so, liek, yoU knoW how skool is supposd to teech u stuff abt, liek, real life anD stufF? well, this server is, liek, the opposite of that. we don’t teech u boring stufF abt legal definitions anD risk avoidance. we teech u abt, liek, communication, empathy, anD emotional connection.

u knoW, the stufF that actually matters in relationships anD stufF. so, if u wanna be, liek, a pro at relationships anD stufF, join our server. we have, liek, insane stories abt love anD heartbreak anD all that dramatic stufF.

u’ll be, liek, the king or queen of relationships after u join our server. so, come on anD join us. u won’t regret it. trust me, u’ll be, liek, a relationship guru after u spend some time on our server.

A Private Server

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Join our cracked Minecraft server for a fun, friendly community! Enjoy survival, mini-games, and custom events. No premium account needed—everyone’s welcome!

mum-02.wraithnodes.net:9807

Future Craft 2025 1.21.3

1.21.3, 2025, achievement, advancement, AMBITION, anticipation, aspirations, Craft, determination, doesn’t own daki, dreams, Future, goals, innovation, motivation, Planning, Preparation, progress, success, Technology, Time, Waiting

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Buildings Constructed:	33	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server now and become a part of the daki-less revolution!

>2025>doesn’t own daki But who needs a daki when you can have a diamond sword in Minecraft?

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while pretending you don’t own a daki!

Who needs a body pillow when you can have a creeper explode in your face?

Join now and be a part of the daki-less gang, where we prioritize pixelated swords over waifus!

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and show off your lack of daki ownership with pride!

SillySMPHookups – Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, funny, Humorous, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, sex, SillySMPHookups, smp, Someone, strange, Surprising, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magic Items Found:	1489
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? Bro, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. And get this, the reason you should join? Well, let me tell ya, it’s because we have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they’ve had the most ridiculous reason for having sex with someone. Like, one time, this dude said he did it because they both sneezed at the same time. Can you believe that shiz? So if you wanna be part of this wacky world, come join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get up to. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCritterz

animal kingdom, Animal lover, casual conversation, CraftyCritterz, favorite amphibian, favorite animal, favorite bird, favorite creature, favorite domestic animal, favorite exotic animal, favorite fish, favorite insect, favorite mammal, favorite marine creature, favorite pet, favorite reptile, favorite species, favorite wildlife, fun question, light-hearted, playful inquiry

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	975332	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Oh, honey, on our Minecraft server, we don’t just have your average animals like cows and pigs. We’ve got rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and even talking chickens that give out quests! So if you’re tired of the same old boring animals in Minecraft, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real animals when you can have magical creatures on our server? Trust us, it’s a zoo like no other!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Cancel, climate change, colombia, corporate responsibility, EcoCraft, economic impact, energy policy, environmental activism, environmental concerns, Environmental Protection, Fossil Fuels, global warming, government intervention., international relations, Minecraft, national oil company, Natural resources, OIL INDUSTRY, president, Server, south america, US venture

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

lol imagine if colombia’s president was actually a minecraft player and he was like “nah bro, we can’t mine in the US, it’s bad for the environment, we gotta cancel that venture”. like, can you imagine the chaos that would cause in the minecraft world? come join our server where we have crazy presidents making wild decisions like this all the time. who knows what will happen next? maybe the president will ban all mining in the nether because it’s too hot or something. join now for a wild ride of environmental concerns and wacky decisions!

MerzCraft: Not Your Grandma’s America

America, CHANGE, commentary, culture, Evolution, germany, global affairs, Grandmas, Identity, international relations, leadership, Merz, MerzCraft, Observation, opinion, perspective, Politics, Shift, society, transformation, US, Warning

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	New Chunks Explored:	830941
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	64
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like da US but not da US, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Germany’s Merz even said it’s not da America we used to know, so u know it’s gonna be wild!

come join us and explore a world where pigs fly and creepers dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes. it’s a place where u can build ur dream house out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis epic adventure and see for urself why Germany’s Merz is shook by da awesomeness of dis minecraft server. trust us, u won’t regret it!

★Quirm SMP

1.21.4, Apply now, Builders, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, exclusive items, Expectations, friendly server, Guidelines, Lag-free, Mods, Quests, Quirm, rules, smp, tps, voice chat

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5504	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Quirm SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
・Pure vanilla experience with twists
・15+ players on weekends
・Proximity chat gameplay

・20 TPS 24/7

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 16 years old
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
Be civil and have common sense
Must have Discord account to join
Show respect to others at all times
View more detailed guidelines and rules in Discord

Additional Info

All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt vanilla aspect
Obtain exclusive items through events
Builder-friendly server
Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4

Apply Now! VIA: Discord [Quirm SMP] Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use any mods on the server?: A: All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect of the server.
Q: How do I join the server?: A: You must be at least 16 years old, have the Simple Voice Chat mod, and a Discord account. Join through the [Quirm SMP] Discord.
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: A: Yes, you must be civil, respectful to others, and follow the detailed guidelines and rules provided on Discord.
Q: What versions of Minecraft does the server support?: A: The server is exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4.

Ethereal Oasis 1.20.1

1.20.1, Admiration, ai, Assistance, big boobs, desire, Ethereal, Exploration, FANTASY, fat titties, Help, Naomioop, Naomiwastaken, Oasis, Obsession, of, online content, onlyfans, social media, Streamer, streaming, Support, Technology

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Votes:	5246
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! We got all the AI bots you need to help you uncover those elusive titties, man! Forget about mining for diamonds, we’re all about mining for those juicy secrets, ya feel me? Come join the madness and let’s uncover the truth behind those fat titties together! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of chaos, because things are about to get wild in here!