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HagLoverGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

Based, Characters, dark fantasy, FANTASY, games, Hag, HagLoverGamerGirl, indie games, Lover, Magic, Minecraft, powerful women, Protagonists, relationships, role playing games, romance, smp, strong female characters, Supernatural, unconventional love stories, unique protagonists, video games, witchcraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9619	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with based hag lover protagonists ready to take on any challenge! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with the hags, of course). So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky world where anything is possible!

NopeTastyCraft

abhorrent, detestable, Disgusting, Food, gross, ingredients, loathsome, nauseating, nauseous, nope, NopeTastyCraft, objectionable, off-putting, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, turnoff, unappealing, unappetizing, unpalatable, yuck

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
New Chunks Explored:	650353	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Zombie Dances:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and discover the secret ingredient that will make you go “nope” faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a buffet of chaos and craziness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a giant chicken swoops down and steals your blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns all the water into hot sauce, because who needs boring old H2O when you can have a fiery fiesta in every river and lake?

So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, once you taste our special ingredient, there’s no going back!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, nato, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ores Mined:	7420	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is taking over kursk region like a boss, just like zelensky taking over russia! u gotta join to see the epic battles and feel the war, it’s like a virtual reality war zone but with blocks and creepers! plus, we have the craziest mods that will blow your mind, like a mod where chickens shoot lasers out of their eyes and pigs fly around on jetpacks. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so join now before zelensky takes over the whole minecraft world!

BorderBlockParty

bloomberg, border, BorderBlockParty, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, foreign relations, Geopolitics, Gerasimov, intelligence, Military, military strategy, Reports, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Tension, Ukraine, Ukrainian troop buildup, Warnings

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension Hops:	7

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can ignore all the warnings just like Gerasimov did 😂 we got ukrainian troop buildups near the border but who cares when u can build ur own epic base and fight off the invaders with ur diamond sword 😎 come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even start ur own international incident 😂🤣 #minecraft #crazystories #joinus

TurkeyCraft Minecraft Server

accession, candidate country, culture, Democracy, Economy, EU, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european union, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, negotiations, Politics, Server, turkey, TurkeyCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant turkey wearing a top hat and monocle, ready to debate whether or not Turkey should join the EU. But that’s not all – we have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where you can battle evil chickens in epic PvP matches. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

TheAntiRacistBrit Minecraft SMP

acceptance, antisemitism, Britain, Community, discrimination, Diversity, fear, friendship, hate, Identity, inclusion, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Nazi Europe, prejudice, racism, smp, solidarity, Support, TheAntiRacistBrit, Trauma, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Are you tired of driving Jews away from Britain? Join our Minecraft SMP and show your support for the Jewish community in a fun and lighthearted way!

Imagine walking around our server and being stopped by a young woman who is relieved to see you wearing a skullcap. She’ll thank you for being a beacon of hope in these dark times and you’ll feel like a true hero.

We’ve had players who have had their friendships tested because of their Jewish identity, but on our server, everyone is welcome and accepted. No more losing friends over silly differences!

Join us and show your solidarity by proudly displaying your Star of David. We believe in standing strong together and supporting each other through thick and thin.

Our elderly players have shared their stories of feeling retraumatised, but on our server, they find a sense of community and belonging. We’re all about spreading love and positivity, one block at a time.

So don’t wait any longer, join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of a community that values acceptance, unity, and most importantly, having a good time! Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and uplifting?

DadGFCamMinecraftServer

advice, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadGFCamMinecraftServer, decision, Dilemma, family, foster kid, Girlfriend, Honesty, Insecurity, Manipulation, recording, relationship, Respect, secret, Tension, Trust

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	274	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Sarah’s behavior towards M20.

Just like M20, you’ll feel like part of a dysfunctional family as you navigate through the ups and downs of our server. From secret recordings to unexpected plot twists, you’ll never know what’s coming next.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more chaotic than Sarah’s TikToks, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

DadBodNoMoreMC

biological father, blended family, children, co parenting, Commitment, Communication, DadBodNoMoreMC, Decision making, Emotional support, family dynamics, family unit, Fatherhood, Marriage, medical forms, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school forms, Stability, Stepfather, Support

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this guy’s relationship with his girlfriend and her kids.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into some crazy situations? Look no further! We’ve got players dealing with everything from unexpected parenthood to relationship drama that will make your head spin.

Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like whether or not to be listed as the father of your girlfriend’s kids. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar predicament and need some advice from our wacky community of players.

So come on down to our server and let the chaos begin! Who needs reality TV when you can have all this drama right at your fingertips in Minecraft?

DroneCraft: Lipetsk Evacuation

aerial attack, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, drone attack, DroneCraft, eastern europe, emergency response, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Lipetsk, Military, military base, military technology, Russian airbase, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, Updates, War

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Have you ever wanted to join a server that is so lit, it’ll make your brain explode like a creeper in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a massive drone attack hits the Russian airbase in Lipetsk! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! And guess what? We’re so cool that we ordered an evacuation just for the heck of it. Who does that? WE DO!

Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We promise you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you played on the most bonkers server ever. See you there, gamers!

NukeDetectCraft

Decay detection, Decay detection methods, Decay measurement, Detection technology, Mechanical detection, Mechanical detection methods, mechanical engineering, Mechanical sensors, Mechanical systems, Nuclear decay analysis, Nuclear decays, nuclear energy, Nuclear monitoring, nuclear physics, Nuclear Research, nuclear safety, Nuclear Science, nuclear technology, NukeDetectCraft, radiation detection, Radiation monitoring

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Mechanical Detection of Nuclear Decays goin’ on? Lemme tell ya, it’s lit AF!

So like, imagine you mining for diamonds and suddenly BOOM! A nuclear decay happens right in front of your blocky face. It’s like fireworks but on steroids, man.

And get this, we got creepers that explode with radioactive power, turning everything into glowing blocks of awesomeness. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, dude.

But wait, there’s more! Our Ender Dragon is actually a mutant beast that shoots out gamma rays instead of fireballs. You gotta see it to believe it, bro.

So come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to wear your lead armor, cuz things are about to get radioactive up in here!