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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3803 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
so, like, u know how trump is always like “i’m gonna put tariffs on u!” well now he’s like “europe, u r on my list too!” but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead??? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate and our creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. come join us and forget about all that boring real world stuff. plus, u can build a giant statue of trump out of dirt if u want. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.
