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RespawnWithBae

Afterlife, bring back to life, Cherished moments, emotional, eternal connection, Eternal Love, Grief, hypothetical scenario, longing, Loss, loved ones, Memories, missed dearly, Remembrance, RespawnWithBae, resurrection, reunion, Soulful, special bond, SPIRITUAL, Wishful thinking

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11

If you could bring just one person back to life, why not bring back Steve from Minecraft? Imagine the chaos and hilarity that would ensue on our server with the OG blocky legend running around causing mischief. Plus, he could finally settle the age-old debate of whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior resource. Join our server and witness the resurrection of Steve, along with other wacky adventures that only our server can provide!

CraftyTrumpWars

America, biden, blame game, Conflict, CraftyTrumpWars, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, military withdrawal, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, Politics, president, trump, ukraine war, united states, war strategy, world news

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump himself playing and he promises to get america out of ukraine war in minecraft!!! he blames biden for all the conflict so come help him defeat biden in epic battles on our server!! build walls, make deals, and make minecraft great again with us!!! also, did we mention that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot?? join now before biden steals it all!!! #trumpminecraft2020

Amber Gnat Attack Server

Amber, Amber Deposits, Amber Discoveries, Amber Fossils, Amber Inclusions, Amber Preservation, Amber Research, Ancient Discoveries, Ancient Ecosystems, Ancient Fungi, Attack, Baltic Amber, Baltic Sea, fossil record, Fossilized Fungi, Fossilized Gnats, Fossilized Insects, Fossilized Organisms, gnat, insect fossils, Paleontology, Predatory Fungus Gnats, prehistoric insects, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	32
Towns Built:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server that’s older than your grandma’s dentures? Well, look no further, cuz we got you covered with our 40-million-year-old Baltic Amber server!

Join us and witness the first fossil record of predatory fungus gnats in Minecraft history! These little buggers are like tiny assassins, taking out unsuspecting mobs left and right. It’s like a nature documentary, but with pixelated bugs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so old, it’s practically a dinosaur in the Minecraft world. Who knows what ancient treasures and secrets you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the virtual earth? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden civilization of blocky cavemen or discover a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our prehistoric paradise today and start your epic adventure in the land of 40-million-year-old Baltic Amber! Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast…from the past!

Ex’s Minecraft Server – Still Not Deleted

acceptance, break up, Closure, DELETED, emotional attachment, Emotional healing, ex, Exs, Intimacy, letting go, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, past relationship, personal boundaries, privacy, regret, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, Server, sex videos, unresolved feelings

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your gaming experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted with a community of players who all have one thing in common – they still have their ex’s sex tapes saved on their computers! That’s right, we’re not afraid to get a little scandalous here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that can only be unlocked by reciting your ex’s name backwards while doing the Macarena dance in real life. It’s a challenge, but the rewards are totally worth it!

So why wait? Join our server today and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just don’t forget to clear your browsing history before logging on…

Trans Code Minecraft SMP

Code, coding, coding beginner, coding career, coding community, coding education, coding for beginners, coding help, coding journey, coding resources, coding skills, coding support, coding tips, coding tutorials, LGBTQ, Minecraft, programming, smp, Software Development, Technology, Trans, Transgender, transgender coder, transgender in tech

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the trans gamers out there who also want to learn how to code! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and secret underground lairs where you can practice your coding skills in peace. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a legendary dragon who only speaks in binary code – perfect for all you tech-savvy trans folks out there! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner coder shine!

UncleGriefer420

business partners, Comatose, consequences, deathbed, difficult decisions, disagreement, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, Father, final goodbye, forgiveness, grudges, last chance, reconciliation, regret, Resentment, stubbornness, uncle, UncleGriefer420

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! Let me tell you a wild story to convince you to join us.

So, imagine this: you’re living with your elderly father, right? And your uncle, who used to be in business with your dad, totally screwed him over. They had a falling out over a house purchase, and now they don’t talk at all. Your dad’s on his deathbed, and your uncle suddenly wants to show up and act all remorseful. But you’re not having it – you call him out on his BS and refuse to let him see your dad.

But hey, that’s just the drama in real life – on our server, things are way more fun! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s just as wild as this story. Plus, we promise no family feuds or comatose dads here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories together!

HireMe4Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, attitude, Communication, Dedication, employ, Employee, Experience, hire, HireMe4Minecraft, Integrity, leadership, motivation, problem solving, Professionalism, punctuality, qualifications, Reliability, Skills, smp, teamwork, top quality, work

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us if you want to work with a team of players who have survived multiple creeper explosions, battled giant spiders, and even tamed a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.

We’re looking for players who aren’t afraid to think outside the block and build the most outrageous structures imaginable. From a giant hotdog roller coaster to a castle made entirely of cake, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?).

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only qualification is a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft, then come on down to our SMP and let the chaos begin!

SecretBlockParty

concealed hobbies, confidential hobbies, confidential pursuits, covert enjoyments, guilty pastimes, guilty pleasures, hidden hobbies, hidden passions, personal hobbies, personal indulgences, private hobbies, private interests, private pastimes, secret hobbies, secret pastimes, SecretBlockParty, undercover activities, undercover hobbies, undercover pastimes, undisclosed hobbies, undisclosed pastimes

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Do you secretly love building giant statues of llamas out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Do you spend hours perfecting your underwater roller coaster with a secret entrance that only opens if you do the Macarena in real life? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your wildest, most absurd creations without judgment! We have a secret society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly (but only on Tuesdays).

So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and build the most ridiculous, over-the-top structures you can imagine, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in our virtual world stays in our virtual world (unless you want to brag about it on social media, of course).

CraftyRainbowLove

acceptance, civil rights, CraftyRainbowLove, cultural shift, Diversity, equality, historic moment, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, landmark decision, legalizes, LGBT rights, LGBTQ community, love wins, Marriage equality, marriage rights, progressive, same-sex marriage, social change, Southeast Asia, thailand

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

YOOOOO U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE U FEEL LIKE U JUST WON THE LOTTERY!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT THAILAND LEGALIZES SAME-SEX MARRIAGE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! U CAN MARRY UR MINECRAFT BUDDY AND HAVE A WEDDING IN OUR PIXELATED CHURCH!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOOOOO! 🎉🎉🎉

Flu-Free Fun Zone

antiviral treatment, COVID-19 prevention, COVID-19 protection, cytokines, flu prevention, flu protection, FluFree, Fun, immune response, infection prevention, inflammatory cells, lung health, mice studies, nasal health, nasal spray, nasal spray research, pneumonia prevention, pneumonia protection, respiratory health, respiratory infections, viral infections, virus levels, Zone

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own nasal spray to protect against all the viruses, including the dreaded COVID-19! our virtual mice have tested it out and their lung virus levels dropped by 99.99%! you’ll be safe from flu, pneumonia, and any other nasty infections! build your own protective fortress and battle against the viruses in epic virtual battles! join now and save the world, one block at a time!