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Crafty LOLz: Front Page Shenanigans

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because why not! And that’s just the beginning.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a giant floating island in the shape of a pineapple? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright ridiculous. See you there!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Floodprotect, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, without mods

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

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New York Chaos Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Chaos, commentary, controversy, current events, Democracy, election, fraud, investigation, kamala, Minecraft, new york city, News, opinion, Politics, Server, suspicious, trending, Video, viral, Voting, won in New York, York

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and witness the chaos unfold as llamas ride pigs, creepers breakdance, and chickens wear top hats. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with non-stop entertainment around every corner.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a hidden village where the villagers throw epic parties every night.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Just Money Made Up Minecraft SMP

barter, Civilization, Conflict, cooperation, Currency, Economy, exchange, financial system, Food, Human nature, Minecraft, MONEY, paper money, Resources, scarcity, sharing, smp, society, Survival, Trade, Value, wealth

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9127	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magic Items Found:	5997
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Enchantments Applied:	177

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a thriving economy based on trading pieces of paper with pictures on them! Why kill each other for food when you can just trade some funny money instead?

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of chickens, and have dance parties with creepers! Who needs real money when you can just trade imaginary currency in a virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate paper millionaire?

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the economy is the players themselves!

Tipsy Creeper Minecraft Server

alcohol, blurred lines, Casual Sex, creeper, Decision making, desire, Drunk, hook up, horny, IMPULSIVE, intoxicated, intoxicated state, late night, Lust, Minecraft, one night stand, Party, questionable choices, regret, risky behavior, Server, sexual encounter, tipsy, uninhibited

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild night out at the club – you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!

J-Rod’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, alien encounters, alien invasion, area 51, conspiracy theories, Extraterrestrial, government cover-ups, interstellar travel, J-Rod, JRods, Minecraft, movies, mysterious beings, mysterious creatures, outer space, roswell, sci-fi films, science fiction, smp, space exploration, speculative fiction, top secret, ufo sightings, unidentified flying objects

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, treasure hunts for hidden diamond blocks, and even a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig! Rumor has it that J Rod himself makes appearances on our server, giving out enchanted gear to lucky players who can defeat him in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

SatuRday MineCraft SeRver

activities, Chores, day off, Enjoy, errands, family time, Free Time, Fun, lazy day, leisure, Minecraft, Plans, recharge, Relaxation, REST, Routine, saturday, Server, sleep in, Tomorrow, unwind, weekend

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Votes:	5063	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be on a Saturday! Why should you join? Because on our server, pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Join us tomorrow for our special “Llama Llama Ding Dong” event where all players must ride llamas while singing nursery rhymes backwards to unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves to win exclusive prizes like rainbow armor and unicorn mounts.

So why wait? Join us tomorrow for a Saturday you’ll never forget on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Bribe Me on Minecraft SMP

BRIBE, bribery, campaign finance, Corruption, cost, Democracy, donald trump, election, electoral college, Ethics, Government, influence, kamala harris, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, political strategy, Politics, power play, Presidential election, scandal, smp, vote switching

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magic Items Found:	8871	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only votes that matter are the ones for who builds the best dirt house! We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who are experts in electoral fraud – they’ll make sure Kamala Harris wins by a landslide! Plus, our server currency is golden carrots, so you can bribe your way to victory! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Boobs Minecraft Server

Boobs, Crafty, Edition, Minecraft, nice tits, nice tits edition, Server, Social, social edition

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the Social – nice tits edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.

Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP

assault, Brutal, brutal moggings, Community, crime, criminal, Dangerous, Incident, ITT, law enforcement, Minecraft, moggings, mugging, perpetrator, post, robbery, Safety, SECURITY, smp, theft, Traumatic, Urban, Victim, violence

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Star Shards Collected:	188
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Potions Brewed:	59	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…

American Craft Minecraft Server

Admiration, America, American, american culture, American dream, American Flag, American hero, american history, American icon, american identity, American spirit, American values, AMERICANS, citizenship, Craft, hulk hogan, Idol, love, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, Server, true American, united states

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	868
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you ready to Hulk smash your way through the ultimate Minecraft server? Join us and become a true American hero like Hulk Hogan! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue blocks for you to build the most patriotic creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll gain the strength of a thousand bald eagles! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your American spirit in the most epic way possible!