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Crafty McLaughington’s Funhouse: Open for LOLs!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join us for a wild ride filled with LOLZ and EPIC moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Dabbing Ender Dragon who challenges players to a dance-off before they can defeat him. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise 😉

Blocky Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane events and crazy banners that will make your head spin.

Ever wanted to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane torment and red damage? Or how about taking on the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Our server has it all, including 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions!

But wait, that’s not all! On our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience the Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty. And don’t forget about battling Goz indoors with insane torment and red damage!

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a bunny maid or a dress limited rerun character along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Speedy Minecraft SMP Player

financial news, Investment, market analysis, market bubble, market correction, market crash, market fluctuations, market panic, market rally, market sell off, market speculation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, player, price increase, price surge, rapid growth, REDACTED, smp, Speedy, stock market, stock prices, Trading

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – every time you mine a diamond on our server, the price of Bitcoin increases by 50 cents! That’s right, you could be a millionaire just by playing Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is rumored to be a pro at doing the Macarena. Join our SMP and you might just catch him busting a move in the End dimension!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground base filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and watch the whole market dump… with excitement!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

acceptance, banter, blocky, emotional, empowerment, Expectations, gender, gender dysphoria, Gender norms, gender reassignment, Identity, ITT, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal journey, Self Discovery, Server, should have been a girl, society, Support, transformation, Transgender, transitioning, Understanding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. But watch out for the evil Creepers who are plotting to steal it for themselves!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for ghostly griefer legends here! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why should you join our server? Because if Minecraft servers could talk, ours would say “I should have been a girl” because it’s just that fabulous!

Task Sisters Minecraft SMP

collaboration, Minecraft, organization, productivity, project management, sisters, smp, task, Task accountability, Task assignment, Task communication, task completion, Task coordination, Task deadline tracking, task delegation, Task efficiency, task management, task prioritization, Task progress tracking, Task scheduling, task tracking, Tasksisters, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1391	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	5416	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Tasksisters! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Don’t ask how, just accept it.

2. The admins are actually a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

3. We have a secret underground city where players can participate in epic PvP battles while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix between Mad Max and Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into different mobs, leading to hilarious and chaotic interactions. Imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a group of zombie villagers who just want to trade with you.

5. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic pets. Want a dragon to guard your base? Just trade a couple of llamas and a parrot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join Tasksisters today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the madness.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Bigotry, civil rights, controversial, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Hate Speech, ignorance, injustice, Interracial Relationships, Media influence, Minecraft, offensive language, Paradise, PIXEL, prejudice, racism, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	5846	Buildings Constructed:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	1535	Players Killed by Monsters:	1150
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the craziest things happen! Join us if you want to see pretty girls getting chased by zombie pigmen or getting into epic battles with creepers. Our server is so unpredictable, you never know what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll encounter next. So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Animal Girl Overload Minecraft SMP

animal, animal ears, animal girl, animal tail, Anime, anthropomorphism, art, character design, COSPLAY, creativity, cute, Excessive, Fandom, FANTASY, Furry, girl, Hybrid, imagination, Kawaii, Kemonomimi, Manga, Minecraft, OVERLOAD, Roleplay, smp

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dragons Tamed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, we have actual animal girls running around causing chaos. And let me tell you, there is no such thing as “too much” animal girl on this server. From cat girls to dog girls to even chicken girls, you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll run into next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right. Diamond. Eggs. And if you manage to find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos that comes with living in a world full of animal girls and diamond-laying chickens. It’s a crazy ride, but trust us, you won’t want to get off.

CraftyThreads – Minecraft Server

Chiesa, CraftyThreads, cristianesimo, edizione francescana, Filo, francescana, francescane, francescanesimo, francescani, francescano, francesco d’assisi, frati minori, il filo, ITA, Italiano, italiano religioso, Meditazione, Minecraft, preghiera, religione, Server, spiritualità, vita francescana

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	272	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of Franciscan monks who have taken a vow of Minecraft mastery. They spend their days praying to the Minecraft gods for good loot drops and abundant diamonds.

2. The server spawn is a replica of the Vatican City, complete with a pixelated Pope giving blessings to all new players who join.

3. Our PvP arena is located on the moon, because why fight on Earth when you can battle it out in low gravity?

4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a dragon named Sir Squishy. Defeat him and claim the loot for yourself!

5. Every Sunday, we host a massive Minecraft mass where players can repent for their blocky sins and receive enchanted items as penance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

Remember the rules /b Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.

FontWorld Minecraft server

1.12, Adventure, advertising, building, Community, Creative, FontWorld, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, top 1, Videos, virtual world

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	686077
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	6445	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

We have a small online but we have a fairly decent server on 1.12, come make advertising videos to your friends and maybe we will reach the top 1

49.12.168.17:26277

Diamonds & Dirt Minecraft Server

advice, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DATING, Decision making, diamonds, Dilemma, Dirt, emotions, Girlfriend, Honesty, long term relationship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, partner, relationship advice, relationships, Server, Significant Other, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of your girlfriend constantly nagging you about your Minecraft addiction? Well, join our server and show her who’s boss! With our insane PvP battles and epic building competitions, she’ll be begging to play with you instead of complaining. Plus, our community is so awesome, you might just find a new Minecraft girlfriend who actually appreciates your skills. Join now and leave your real-life relationship drama behind!