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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3219 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
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