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EarlyDrive Minecraft Server

alcohol is poison, asian dude, bug language, car accident, dead end, driving home, driving team roster, drunk driver, early morning, EarlyDrive, gangstalk, gangstalking, Minecraft, neutral gear, night of drugs, open bottle of liquor, passed out, Recruitment, Server, skilled drunk driver, slumped over, tinted windows

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	3610	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a drunk driver crashing into a ditch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with gangstalking, drunk drivers, and questionable decisions!

Picture this: you’re driving home after a night of partying and you come across a car with a passed out Asian dude inside. What do you do? Well, if you were on our server, you’d probably steal his keys, his bottle of liquor, and push his car across the street just for fun!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got bug languages, drunk driving teams, and hilarious mishaps that will keep you entertained for hours. Who needs a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly insane experience?

So come on over and join the chaos! Just remember, alcohol may be poison for bugs, but it’s pure entertainment for us on this server. See you there!

PixelPoutyHubby

Aesthetics, Appearance, attraction, body image, Communication, compromise, Decisions, hair, Honesty, husband, Individuality, love, Marriage, PixelPoutyHubby, Preferences, relationship, Respect, Self-expression, tattoos, Understanding, weight

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Towns Built:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10
Enchantments Applied:	217	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Are you tired of being judged for your appearance in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your pixels can be as tattooed, short-haired, and curvy as you want! We don’t discriminate based on looks, we just want you to have a good time building and exploring. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for how your character looks. So leave the real world drama behind and join us for some virtual fun! And remember, in Minecraft, the only weight that matters is the weight of the blocks you’re mining.

HeroCraft Minecraft Server

Bravery, children, Conflict, curriculum, eastern europe, education, herocraft, heroism, History, indoctrination, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, Propaganda, russia, Server, soldiers, teaching, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	160
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach children about the “heroism” of russian soldiers in ukraine! we have epic battles where you can reenact the invasion of crimea and show off your russian pride!

we have special events where you can dress up as putin and ride bears into battle, while shouting “cyka blyat” at your enemies!

join now and experience the thrill of being a russian soldier, fighting for your country’s honor in the virtual world of minecraft! remember, in mother russia, minecraft plays you!

UkraineBlockParty

border control, border region, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, evacuates, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, Growing, international relations, Military, military strategy, Politics, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Tension, threat, UkraineBlockParty, Ukrainian units

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia vs ukrainian units but with blocky characters and exploding creepers! we have so much drama you’ll think you’re in a soap opera but with pickaxes and diamonds. plus, we have secret underground bases where you can hide from the chaos above ground. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HandwashCraft99.9% Gone

bacteria removal, bacterial elimination, germ elimination, hand bacteria, hand bacteria elimination, hand bacteria removal, hand care, hand cleaning, hand cleanliness, hand germ elimination, hand germ removal, hand health, hand hygiene, hand hygiene products, hand hygiene routine, hand protection, hand sanitizing, handwash, HandwashCraft99.9, handwashing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Villages Defended:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

So, like, imagine if you join dis Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the handwash of servers, man. You join and BAM, all the bacteria of boringness on your hand is gone, like POOF! And not just 99.9%, but like, 100% of the boringness is gone, bro.

You know how sometimes you use handwash and you’re like, “Did it really work?” Well, on dis server, you ain’t gotta worry about that. You join and you’re instantly hit with a wave of excitement and fun, like a rollercoaster made of rainbows and unicorns.

And get this, on dis server, you can build whatever you want, wherever you want. Want to build a giant toilet made of diamonds? Go for it! Want to create a castle in the sky made entirely of cake? No problem! The only limit is your imagination, man.

So, like, if you want to experience the ultimate handwash of Minecraft servers, join us now and let the fun times flow like a never-ending fountain of awesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blockheads420: Blaze it and Beware!

20 years, 4 million, BEWARE, Blaze, Blockheads420, cancer risk, Conducted, head and neck cancers, health risks, high levels, Issue, long-term effects, marijuana use, marijuana users, medical records, Medical research, public health, RIGOROUS, Risk, study, substance abuse, Tracking, U.S. adults

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	290	Animals Bred:	90
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the dankest weed in all of block land. we got so much weed that ur head and neck gonna be 3 times more likely to get cancer. but who cares when u can be high as a kite while building ur epic block castle. we got over 4 million players getting lit and building crazy sh*t for over 20 years. come join us and get high on life, bruh. #420minecraftlife #blockweedkingdom

UnconsentedMC Server

Autonomy, be born without consent, Choice, coercion, consent, education, Ethics, existentialism, forced to go to school, forced to work, injustice, Labor, mental health, mental illness, morality, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Suffering, SUICIDE, UnconsentedMC, unfairness

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the unfair realities of the real world and dive into a world where you make the rules! On our server, you weren’t born without consent – you were born with a diamond sword in hand ready to conquer the land!

Join us and leave behind the boring school and work grind – here, your only job is to build, explore, and have a blast! And don’t worry about the consequences of suicide – in our world, respawning is a piece of cake!

So come join us on our server and let’s create a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Marigold’s SMP Shenanigans

Aono Miku vs Kouki, Bolfort Toyama, Dream Star Grand Prix, EDION Arena Osaka, entrance music, general, Giulia vs Mai Sakurai, Korakuen, Live, Marigold, Marigolds, Minami Komomo vs Minami Yuuki, Morioka, Nagoya International Center, Next shows, previous, Sendai Pit, Shenanigans, Shinkiba 1st Ring, smp, socials, United National Championship, Wrestle Universe

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mines Excavated:	4522	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens wearing armor come charging at you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade some emeralds for your shiny loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night. Dance the night away with explosive beats and glowing dance floors.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBF Minecraft Server

aita, Boyfriend, butt hurt, Chairs, Conversation, Couch, CraftyBF, Ego, Favor, free, Help, Horse, mad, Minecraft, Moving, Rent, restain, sand, Server, specific color, Table, Trailer, Truck, uhaul

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who won’t help you move your free dining room set because they’d rather rent a horse? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream dining room set without any judgment from ego-driven players. We don’t care if you want to stain your chairs purple or have a table made entirely of lava blocks – the crazier, the better! Plus, we have Uhaul rentals available in-game for all your moving needs. So come on over and let’s build some furniture together, because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive blockheads!

BlockBuddies: FiredUpFun

automatic gratuity, bartending, BlockBuddies, bragging, college student, Confrontation, coworker issues, ego stroking, FiredUpFun, firing, Honesty, Hosting, Integrity, Management, Politics, Privilege, restaurant policies, Server, side work, sports, trust fund baby, work ethic

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	185
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of lazy coworkers who do nothing but watch sports and eat all day? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no trust fund babies allowed! Our server is a major city where you can work hard, play hard, and build epic structures without any Jeffs ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where automatic gratuity is added to every interaction, but instead of getting extra cash, you get extra diamonds and emeralds! No more dealing with braggarts who cheat the system, our server is all about honesty and hard work. Plus, our managers actually listen to your complaints and take action – just like in real life, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying coworkers.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the Jeffs behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where everyone pulls their weight and no one gets away with shady behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Jeff, in which case, good riddance!

KremlinCraft: Kursk Attack LOL!

alleged, Attack, Aug. 11, complaint, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, informal meeting, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, lol, Military, News, Politics, Report, russia, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrinform, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	237	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine be like “we didn’t do it” and russia be like “nyet, you did it!” but who really knows? maybe it was herobrine all along! join now to witness the drama unfold and pick a side in this epic war! bonus points if you can find the hidden Kursk Oblast on the map! trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!