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BreakfastCraft: NoSharingBF

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values scones as much as you do? Look no further! Our server is filled with scone enthusiasts who understand the importance of a good breakfast treat.

Join us and experience the thrill of baking scones in-game, where you can trade them with other players for rare items or even build a scone-themed castle. Who knows, you might even find a scone-loving boyfriend in the virtual world!

Don’t worry about running out of scones before your next adventure, our server provides unlimited scone resources for all players. So come on in, bake some scones, and make friends who appreciate the art of breakfast pastries. It’s a scone-tastic time waiting for you!

Quitting for Creepers Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bizarre job, bizarre quitting, CREEPERS, employment, funny, Job, job quitting, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, peculiar, peculiar reason, quirky, Quitting, quitting job, quitting reason, reason, Server, strange, UNUSUAL, work

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Have you ever heard of someone quitting their job because they found a secret portal to a magical Minecraft server filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers? Yeah, neither have we! But that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server. Join us for a wild ride of epic quests, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will have you saying “I quit my job to play on this server” in no time. So what are you waiting for? Jump through the portal and let the madness begin!

MineCraftMania

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	211450
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	53	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Tired of the same old boring activities in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where we take everyday activities to a whole new level of insanity!

Ever wanted to ride a llama through a volcano while juggling diamond swords? Well, now you can on our server!

Sick of walking your dog in the park? How about taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against an army of creepers?

Join us for the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

BritGerCraft: Trump’s Fears & Defense

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Votes:	9585	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

join dis epic minecraft server where Britain and Germany unite to defend against Trump’s evil plans to ditch Ukraine! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold! Plus, our players are so skilled they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat! So come join the fun and help us save Ukraine from the clutches of the evil orange man! #TeamBritainGermanyUkraineForever

BugBustersMC

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Dimension Hops:	10	Crops Grown:	7313
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to cockroaches and bedbugs FOREVER! our virtual world is so bug-free that even the spiders are afraid to show their eight-legged faces. build your dream castle without fear of creepy crawlies ruining your day. plus, our players are so talented they can even build mosquito nets out of pixelated blocks. come join us and experience a pest-free paradise like no other!

AntiAnimeMC Minecraft server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Ores Mined:	3724
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8509
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Welcome to AntiAnimeMC server descriptionThis is a survival server.Upon entering, you are immediately given a bonus in the amount of the “VIP” privilege and the initial start kit.The first 10 players will receive 5 keys to the donation case!!!!!So don’t hesitate, come in!)

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PeakPhysiqueMC Server

#workout, athletic performance, body goals, Bodybuilding, Exercise, Female Athletes, female empowerment, FITNESS, gym motivation, health, healthy lifestyle, muscle definition, nutrition, peak female physique, PeakPhysiqueMC, physical strength, self-care, Server, strength, weightlifting, wellness, Women’s Fitness

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky dude? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved the peak female physique for all our players! That’s right, no more square bodies here, just curves for days!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while looking fabulous in your pixelated bikini armor. Fight off creepers and zombies with your killer abs and toned arms. And don’t even get us started on the epic dance parties we throw in our virtual club – you’ll be twerking like a pro in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to slay both in-game and IRL with your newfound Minecraft goddess status. Trust us, once you go pixelated, you’ll never go back!

AsianWife4Hire Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Asian culture, Asian woman, AsianWife4Hire, cross-cultural marriage, cultural blending, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Diversity, family, global relationships, interracial marriage, long-term commitment, love, Marriage, marriage preferences, marriage traditions, Minecraft, relationships, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, traditional values

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	263
Runes Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why, you ask? Because why not?!

2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, they’re super cute!

3. We have a floating island made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you read that right. CHEESE. Need I say more?

4. Our server events include epic battles with giant mutant chickens and dance parties with talking sheep. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find true love with an Asian woman in your country while you’re at it.

Peevengers: No Stops, Just Blocks!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!

FactoidFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds and emeralds? It’s true! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Knights who roam the land in search of epic loot and hilarious adventures. Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.