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ExMILsGoneWild Minecraft Server

bitter divorce, bitter exes, bitter relationship, Boundaries, Communication, difficult relationships, Divorce, Ex-MIL, ExMILsGoneWild, family drama, Funeral, Harassment, legal threats, Liar, Minecraft, Mother, mutual friend, nasty words, Respect, rocky past, Server, STALKING, Trust

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	New Chunks Explored:	651376
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about crazy family dynamics!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door – we promise no fake texts, legal threats, or late-night stalking here! Plus, we won’t spill the beans about any family secrets, even if a nosy mutual friend tries to ruin the fun.

So come on over and join our server for a drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

HubbyChunkz – AITA Minecraft Server

aita, AITAH, Boundaries, Circumstances, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Effort, Feed, Food, holidays, HubbyChunkz, husband, INSULTED, Justified, leftovers, Marriage, mean, Minecraft, nachos, overweight, response, self-care, Server, unappreciated

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor soul? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about being told you don’t feed someone ever again. Our community is full of supportive players who will always appreciate your efforts, even if it’s just building a dirt house.

Plus, we have nachos. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about finishing off leftovers, come join us for a virtual nacho feast like no other. Your in-game character will never go hungry again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. Can you decipher their messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us today!

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	86
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	8298
Towns Built:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Void Gems Collected:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Items Found:	7376	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5160	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9689
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8804
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2040	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Void Gems Collected:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	6454	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!