OOIT Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoParentingAllowedMC

absentee father, absentee mother, absentee parenting, child support, co parenting, family dynamics, family relationships, legal guardianship, non-custodial parent, non-residential parent, NoParentingAllowedMC, parental involvement, parental obligations, parental recognition, parental responsibilities, parental rights, parenting, parenting roles, recognition, RESPONSIBILITY, shared custody

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	9467	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

so, like, you know those people who wanna be like, parents but don’t wanna actually parent? well, this server is perfect for them! you can like, build a whole village and be the mayor without actually having to deal with any kids. it’s like, the ultimate fantasy for lazy parents who just wanna chill and play minecraft all day. come join us and live out your dream of being a parent without any of the actual responsibility. it’s like, the best of both worlds, man.

ChatCraft: Transmitting Knowledge

brain activity, ChatCraft, cognitive development., cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Communication, communication skills, complex thought, cultural evolution, cultural knowledge, Human Behavior, human evolution, knowledge, Language, language evolution, linguistic anthropology, modern humans, neuroscience, recent study, study, symbolic thought, thinking, Transmitting

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, this server is like no other, man. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yeah, you heard me right, creepers with a sense of humor.

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever see. we’re talking diamonds that sparkle so bright, they blind you for a second. but don’t worry, we also have sunglasses for sale in our virtual shop.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s real, and it’s waiting for you to discover it. but be careful, there are traps set by evil villagers who are jealous of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience a world like no other. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, our virtual cookies are to die for.

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

anger, anger towards God, anger towards religion, atheism, blasphemy, disbelief, DivineCraft, Frustration, Minecraft, questioning faith, rejection, religious abuse, religious disillusionment, religious guilt, religious hypocrisy, religious trauma, religious trauma recovery, Server, spiritual awakening, spiritual crisis, spiritual growth, spiritual healing

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4389
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	78	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of following the rules of a higher power that just seems to make your life worse? Are you ready to say “Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible”? Then come join our Minecraft server where we worship the blocky gods of the pixelated world!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of trying to be a good Christian and following the laws of a deity who only seems to bring chaos into their lives. Here, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from above.

Join us as we rebel against the traditional ways of religion and embrace the freedom of creating our own world. Say goodbye to praying and hello to playing! Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible – join us now and let’s build a better world together!

MineCash Minecraft Server

2017, 2024.., accredited investor, Claim, donate money, free tokens, Give us money, incomprehensible, ipo, Jump through hoops, MineCash, Minecraft, opaque, qualify, Server, Tokens, unspecified number, wallets

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a rollercoaster ride of emotions and confusion just like trying to navigate the cryptocurrency world!

🚀 In 2017, we were all about that IPO life, making you feel like a Wall Street tycoon without the need for a fancy suit or tie. Just give us your money and we’ll give you tokens, easy peasy!

🤑 Fast forward to 2024, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of absurdity. Want some free tokens? Sure, just jump through a year’s worth of incomprehensible and opaque hoops, sybilling across wallets like a pro. Oh, and don’t forget to donate money for every free token you want to claim. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more confusion and less treasure!

💰 So why join our Minecraft server? Because we promise you an adventure that’s more mind-boggling than trying to understand the latest cryptocurrency trend. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge that may or may not result in some freebies? Come join us and let the madness begin!

DadGoneWillCrazy

bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, custody, DadGoneWillCrazy, Decision making, Divorce, family, financial compensation, Grandparents, Inheritance, loyalty, mistreatment, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling, stepfamily, Support, Trauma

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	101
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a soap opera.

Need a break from family feuds and step-sibling drama? Our server is the perfect escape! With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness the ultimate family showdowns?

So come on down to our server and leave your family drama at the door. With more plot twists than a Shakespearean tragedy, you’ll never want to log off!

KidToAdult Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, Adulthood, aging, aspirations, childhood dreams, Desires, disappointments, dreams, Expectations, FANTASY, growing up, KidToAdult, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Priorities, reality check, Server, Toys, wish list, Wishes, wishes come true, wishes unfulfilled

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Votes:	1250	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Remember when you used to dream about living in a world made entirely of candy and having a pet dragon that could shoot fireworks out of its nose? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you do all that and more!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden bacon, battle evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword, and build a mansion out of rainbow blocks.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and zombie DJs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava sharks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

Breakups, catfish, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cyber relationships, dating apps, digital love, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, internet, long distance, love, online communication, online connections, online dating, online romance, relationships, romance, social media, Trust, virtual dating

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	184	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies online? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your virtual soulmate! Our players have found love in the most unexpected places, from building a castle together to battling it out in epic PvP matches. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed by your side? Join our server today and swipe right on adventure!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms supply, CraftyCommiesMC, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military alliance, military conflict, N.K.-Russia treaty, peace negotiations, political implications, regional stability, S.Korea, sanctions, security concerns, strategic interests, Ukraine

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Void Gems Collected:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

one time, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon, and when they got there they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting a move.

also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, trust me.

plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes.

so yeah, come join our minecraft server, it’s gonna blow your mind. and maybe your house up too, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

SmellyLiftCraft

elevator air, elevator aroma, elevator atmosphere, elevator cleanliness, elevator design, elevator experience, elevator fragrance, elevator hygiene, elevator inspection, elevator interior, elevator maintenance, elevator ride, elevator safety, elevator scent, elevator service, elevator technology, elevator ventilation, Elevators, odors, SmellyLiftCraft, unique smell

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

join this epic minecraft server where elevators have a very unique smell. you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have as you ride up and down in the stinkiest elevators in all of minecraft land. but don’t worry, the smell is actually magical and will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of your butt.

come meet our friendly community of players who all share a love for funky elevator smells. we have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and win amazing prizes like a pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

if you’re looking for a server that’s unlike any other, join us and experience the insanity of elevator smells like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

BackPainCraft – Walk to Win!

back pain, BackPainCraft, Chronic pain, Exercise, FITNESS, flare-ups, health, Lifestyle, long-term relief, low back pain, Mobility, muscle strength, physical activity, Prevention, Recovery, recurrence, Rehabilitation, risk reduction, spine health, walk, Walking, wellness, WIN

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mines Excavated:	2695
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

hey u, ya u, r u tired of back pain? well do i have the server for u! join us and walk three times a week in minecraft to halve the risk of back pain coming back! we got 800 million people worldwide with low back pain, but don’t worry, we got ur back! literally. 7 out of 10 people who recover from back pain get it back within a year, but not on our server! join now and say goodbye to back pain forever! also, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u join? come on, what r u waiting for? let’s walk our way to a pain-free life in minecraft! 🦄🐷🚶‍♂️ #backpainfree #minecraftmagic