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PixelCrafters – Build, Mine, LOL

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server, where we have created an entire world inspired by the legendary Onslaught sucks edition!

Embark on epic quests, fight ferocious mobs, and collect rare loot as you navigate through Season 23 – the Season of the Wish! Don’t miss out on the upcoming Lightfall event, where you will face off against the most powerful enemies yet!

Stay updated with the latest news, from TWID reports to Patch 7.3.6 releases. Dive into resources like DIM, ArmorPicker, and Braytech to enhance your gameplay experience. Need stats or gear recommendations? Look no further than our Gunsmith and API tools!

Join our clan of fearless warriors as we conquer the realm and become legends in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Tickle Tickle, LOL Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs are always throwing dance parties and the villagers have a secret underground rollercoaster.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited chicken nuggets).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the pigmen have formed their own boy band and are always looking for new groupies. Just be careful not to get caught in their mosh pit!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly ridiculous and hilarious adventure. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter? Just remember, tickle tickle, lol!

WorldForge

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Conquest, dynamic, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Epic, Faction, Factions, Immersive, Lore, Nations, power, Resources, scale, Server, Survival, Territories, Towny, towny system, Trading, wealth

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	219
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

WorldForge

Welcome to the WorldForge server! Immerse yourself in a lore-rich environment where nations rise and fall, alliances are forged, and epic battles determine the fate of the world. Here’s everything you need to get started and thrive on this unique server: Server Features Earth Map: A 1:1000 scale map of Earth serves as the setting for your nation-building and conquest adventures. Towny System: Create towns and nations, claim territories, and manage your resources effectively to dominate. Dynamic Economy: Trade, auction, and run shops to grow your wealth and power.

193.31.31.52:25653

PixelCraft – The Link to Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crops Grown:	2457
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the players are as wild as the pixelated world they inhabit!

Join us for a chance to hang out with Raki Kazuki, the clumsiest girl next door who loves karaoke and ASMR. Or maybe you prefer Lottie Shinju, the silly girly girl who’s all about retro games and drawing. And let’s not forget about Chiaki Katsumi, the chuuni seiso girl who will take you on longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu.

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with Chio Chompi, the gremlin imouto who’s all about horror games and RPGs? Or maybe you’d rather chill with Daiya Fortuna, the dorky weird girl who loves collabs and retro games.

With original songs and covers, crazy templates, and a whole archive of content, our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft needs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

”’/Brit/ Minecraft SMP”’

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crops Grown:	2693

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the llama racing track we built in the Nether – it’s a wild ride, literally.

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for…wait for it…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the new currency on our server, and let me tell you, things can get pretty heated in the potato market.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare items that will make you the envy of all your friends. Just be careful not to trigger the booby traps – trust me, I learned that the hard way.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. But fair warning – once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the perfect debut edition of our Minecraft SMP!

Unity – Anarchy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

A fresh take on anarchy Minecraft with zero rules and pure chaos! Build, destroy, and survive in an unfiltered world.

playunity.org

I GET IT Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Potions Brewed:	40
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anxiety-inducing experience! Join us if you want to feel your heart race as you navigate through treacherous mazes filled with jump scares and deadly traps.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Anxiety Dragon, a creature so terrifying that even the bravest players have been known to wet their pants at the mere sight of it. Defeat the Anxiety Dragon and earn the title of Anxiety Slayer, a prestigious honor that will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of anxiety like never before. Just make sure to bring a change of underwear, you’re gonna need it!

Look at my Minecraft SMP wife

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken parade through the entire server, led by a pig riding a minecart. And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to build our houses upside down just for funsies.

But the real reason you should join is because of my wife. Yes, you heard me right. My wife is a Minecraft pro who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed and build a castle in under an hour. She’s basically the queen of the server, and if you want to impress her with your building skills or just bask in her awesomeness, then this is the place for you.

So come on and join us for some epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a chance to catch a glimpse of my amazing wife ruling the Minecraft world with her diamond pickaxe. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Night Bolt Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	400242

Are you ready to witness the most epic showdown in Minecraft history? Join our server and be prepared for the battle of a lifetime! The weather may cool, but the action will be heating up as ancient plans come to fruition. Before America was even a twinkle in history’s eye, our server was already plotting its rise to power. The gods themselves will be watching as we make our move. Keep an eye out for signs of the impending chaos, because it’s about to get real… like, really freaking real. Join us if you dare, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Pizza Tower Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pizza-filled wonderland!

Join us if you want to battle giant pepperoni monsters, ride on flying pizza slices, and build your very own Pizza Tower to rule over all the land! Trust us, it’s totally worth it if you’re a fan of Pizza Tower or just enjoy a good slice of virtual pizza.

But beware, the server is also home to the infamous Pizza Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your precious toppings and sabotage your pizza creations. Will you join forces with them or stand against their cheesy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most pizza-tastic adventure of your Minecraft life. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously cheesy!

top survival with customization when spawning Minecraft server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	2383	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Towns Built:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

The owner of the “top survival with spawn adjustment” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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