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Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic content, explicit conversation, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, onsen, paizuri, Relaxation, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, sexual satisfaction, smp, Talky

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

DandaDan’s Epic Minecraft Server

Anime, Ball, bittersweet, comedy, Dandadan, DanDaDans, Epic, episode 12, Farewell, Final episode, Friends, Fun, Goodbye, hot spring, japanese animation, last episode, Minecraft, Momo, Okarun, onsen, Relaxation, series finale, Server, slice of life

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Momo goes to an onsen and Okarun plays with a ball… wait, what? Yes, you heard it right! Our server is so wild and crazy that even fictional characters are joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, things may get a little… bizarre.

KengCraft – Your Ultimate Minecraft Server

Adventure, cannibals, Farmer, Fists of Justice, Giga muscle-girl, KengCraft, kenshi, Kenshi Fuck Mod, Kenshi General, LL modding, Minecraft, Mods, Moonrune, open-ended, Optimization, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Slave, squad-based, thief, trader.., Ultimate, WARLORD

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner warrior and become the ultimate Fist of Justice! Join us in epic battles, daring adventures, and outrageous quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, traps, and a giant chicken that breathes fire. Yes, you read that right – a fire-breathing chicken! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special mod that turns all the cows into muscle-bound supermodels, because who doesn’t want to milk a cow that can bench press a truck? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try out our exclusive Kenshi Fuck Mod, where you can… well, use your imagination on that one.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fire-breathing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get on the bad side of the ninja llamas, that is.

ZoomerZombieBods Minecraft SMP

body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Eating disorders, exercise habits, generation z, health, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, physical health, screen time, sedentary lifestyle, self esteem, self-care, smp, social media, societal pressures, Technology, unhealthy habits, wellness, zoomers, ZoomerZombieBods

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest adventures. Want to fight a dragon with a rubber chicken? We got you covered. How about riding a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Totally doable.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through an obstacle course. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “TNT Cannon Wars” where chaos reigns supreme.

So why do zoomers have such messed up bodies? Because they’ve been playing on our server too much, laughing their butts off and having the time of their lives. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

blended families, communication breakdown, coping with family drama, Dads, dealing with difficult family members, Drama, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Family Therapy, generational conflicts, House, intergenerational trauma, Minecraft, parent-child relationships, parental estrangement, relationship conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, sibling communication, stepmother problems, toxic relationships, Ultimatums

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and arguments over Facebook messages? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting threatened with restraining orders or arrested for sending a simple message to your dad. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time together.

Plus, if you ever need a break from your dad’s wife’s constant temper tantrums, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs family drama when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

RentDramaCraft

Agreement, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, budgeting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, finances, financial support, Generosity, Gifts, income, job stability, living together, relationship, Rent, RentDramaCraft, responsibilities, Trust

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Potions Brewed:	41	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of living with a freeloading fiancé who thinks Uber driving is a full-time job? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual mansion without worrying about rent or utilities. No more late payments or financial stress, just pure creative freedom!

And if your fiancé tries to guilt trip you into using your birthday money to cover his share of the rent, you can simply block him in the game and build a fortress to protect yourself from his excuses.

Join us now and say goodbye to real-life problems, because in our Minecraft world, you’re the boss!

ExtremeCraftersUnited

activism, civil liberties, Cultural preservation, discrimination, ethno groups, ExtremeCraftersUnited, extremists, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, indigenous, labeling, Ministry of Justice, minority rights, Political, protest, Regional, repression, russia, Russian, social justice, suppression

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Items Found:	8839
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got 55 Russian indigenous, regional, and ethno groups who be labeled as extremists by da Russian Ministry of Justice! like, how crazy is dat?! u can join dem in epic battles against da government or just chill and build epic bases together. Plus, we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by mutant zombie chickens. Trust me, u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else. So come join da madness and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

PFOA-Be-Gone: Ceramic Cleanse

3d printing, advanced filtration, Ceramic, ceramic ink, ceramic technology, ceramic-infused lattices, chemical removal, clean water, cleanse, Environmental Science, environmental technology, forever chemicals, innovative materials, perfluorooctanoic acid, PFOA, PFOABeGone, pollution control, research, sustainable solutions, water contamination, water filtration, water supplies, water treatment

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

join dis epic minecraft server where we use 3D-printed ceramic ink to remove “forever chemicals” from water!! like, who even knew dat was a thing?? but ya, we got ceramic-infused lattices dat can remove at least 75% of perfluorooctanoic acid (PFOA) from water!! it’s like magic, but in minecraft!!

imagine being able to drink water without worrying about nasty chemicals?? dat’s what we offer on dis server!! we’re like the superheroes of water purification in the minecraft world!! join us and be a part of dis epic mission to eliminate all da bad stuff from water supplies!!

plus, our minecraft world is filled with crazy adventures and challenges!! we got dungeons to explore, dragons to slay, and treasure to find!! it’s a non-stop thrill ride on dis server, so come join us and have da time of your life!!

don’t miss out on dis once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly amazing in da minecraft universe!! join us now and let’s save da world, one block at a time!! 🌍🎮 #minecraftforlife #waterpurificationheroes #joinusnow

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

28 yo virgin, BlockyLove, coping mechanisms, depression, Expectations, experienced, first love, Good Job, hopeless, Insecurities, kill myself, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, no coming back, relationships, romance anime, self worth, Server, Settling, societal pressure, SUICIDE, used up whore

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of being a 28-year-old virgin who spends their time watching romance anime? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a seasoned adventurer, a master builder, or even a love guru. Who needs real-life experience when you can have virtual experiences that are way more exciting?

Join us and leave behind your worries about never being someone’s first love. On our server, you can be the first love of anyone you want! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your 3rd romance anime of the week and say hello to a world where anything is possible. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

SMP #1041: The Rain’s Stopping Minecraft SMP – The Sussy Edition

/SUS/tories archives, ANONYMOUS, Apocobat, Can’t You See That You Are Sweet?, Dragon Drawings, Dragon Dumplings, Dragon Meshi, Edition, fly me to the moon, Green Swordsman, IndianonJones, Krusie Week 2024, Lakeside, Last Cup of Coffee, last thread, Minecraft, Mr. Dad Guy, Rains, smp, Stopping, Stories, sus, SUS archives, SUSSY, The Game Where She’s From, The Rain’s Stopping Edition, The Spice of Life, Thread #1041, Trust You Forever, TwoDaysMaybe, Veth archive

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for outrageous adventures, like fighting dragons while eating dragon dumplings, or exploring lakeside villages while sipping on the last cup of coffee in the world.

We have a community full of crazy characters, like Mr. Dad Guy and the Green Swordsman, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get me started on the epic love stories that unfold in our server – from Krusie Week 2024 to Trust You Forever, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting to see what happens next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dragon drawing competition or fly to the moon on a whim. The possibilities are endless in our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

RenFestRumble Minecraft Server

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Drama, emotional response, event etiquette, festival etiquette, friendship, group dynamics, medieval dress, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Negativity, Outsider, perspective, renaissance festival, RenFestRumble, sarcasm, Server, shouting match, social dynamics, Social Interaction, Tension

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a medieval festival! Join us for a renaissance-themed adventure like no other, where you can dress up in your best medieval attire and immerse yourself in a world of knights, dragons, and castles.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some troublemakers lurking around. Will you encounter a player like Melissa, who spills drinks on your virtual dress and complains about everything in sight? Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated argument with a friend over the silliest of things, just like our friend Tim did.

But fear not, for in our server, you can always count on your trusty sidekick Jake to calm things down and suggest a peaceful resolution. Whether you’re exploring the vast lands or engaging in epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the thrill of a renaissance festival without the sticky spills and heated arguments. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (just make sure they’re not as dramatic as Melissa).

HangryCraft

americanized, chips and salsa, cold food, Communication, culinary standards, Cultural differences, customer service, dining experience, dining out, dramatic, Feedback, food quality, HangryCraft, leaving a restaurant, mexican food, reheated food, Restaurant, restaurant etiquette, sour salsa, supporting decisions, wait staff

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Buildings Constructed:	43	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a bad salsa at a Mexican restaurant! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this couple’s dining experience.

Experience the thrill of waiting over 30 minutes for your food, only to have it arrive cold and room temperature. Will you be like the husband, demanding to leave and pacing around in a fit of rage? Or will you be like the wife, trying to salvage the situation and make the best of it?

Challenge yourself to navigate through Americanized landscapes and new wait staff, all while keeping your cool like a pro. And remember, if things go sour like that salsa, just give us your feedback and we’ll do our best to fix it – no need to storm out in a dramatic fashion!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of a spicy situation. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious restaurant meltdown – Minecraft style!