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YnotYoloCraft5000

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Votes:	7513
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and the letter Y! Join us and get ready to stockpile 5000 yaks, yoyos, yellow submarines, and yodeling villagers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Yeti King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of yams! And rumor has it that deep in the mines, you can find a secret portal to the land of Yodas, where you can trade your excess yaks for lightsabers and Jedi training.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the letter Y in all its glory!

BirdFluVax Minecraft Server

animal to human transmission, avian influenza, bird flu, BirdFluVax, epidemic preparedness, finland, global health, H5N1, Healthcare, humans, Infectious Disease, influenza outbreak, medical breakthrough, Minecraft, pandemic, Preventive medicine., public health, Server, vaccination campaign, Vaccinations, vaccine distribution, World First, zoonotic disease

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

So, like, this server is like the first in the world to start bird flu vaccinations for humans, but, like, in Minecraft! Imagine, you can protect yourself from those pesky bird flu germs while building your dream castle or exploring the vast lands of the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you get vaccinated in-game, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot feathers out of your hands. Join now and become the ultimate bird flu warrior in the Minecraft universe!

DroneDestructionMC

Air Force, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, DroneDestructionMC, Drones, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military operation, russia, strike, Surveillance, Technology, training center, uav, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can unleash their inner Ukrainian soldier and take down 120 drones in a strike on a Russian UAV training center? It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs and bullets. Join us and show off your mad drone destroying skills while building epic bases and battling it out with other players. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so intense it could start an international incident? Come join the chaos and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world of blocky warfare!

EggcellentGenerations

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, JUST LIKE HOW WOMEN ARE BORN WITH ALL THEIR EGGS ALREADY INSIDE THEM! JOIN THIS SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE MIRACLE OF LIFE IN MINECRAFT! BUILD A HOUSE, RAISE A FAMILY, AND WATCH AS YOUR GRANDKIDS POP OUT OF YOUR DAUGHTER’S BELLY! ONLY ON THIS SERVER, WHERE REALITY IS STRANGER THAN FICTION! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WITNESS THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH IN BLOCKY FORM!

NeutronStarMergeCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! We be simulating the last moments before neutron stars merge up in here. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, we got diamond armor that’s so shiny it blinds ya, we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide before they explode, and we even got a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! So what are ya waiting for? Come join the madness and witness the epicness of neutron stars merging in Minecraft form!

Lord Nation

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to the LordNation Network. this server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a hypixel server experience.

LordNation.cbu.net:25669

GL Midnights SMP

Cross-Play, GL Midnights, Homes, Minecraft, MONEY, PvP, RAM, Server, Shop, smp, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dimension Hops:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

We’ve migrated to a brand new server with bigger ram! 12GB! Anyway, this is an SMP with unlimited homes, TPA system, money, shop, etc. come join now!!

new.play.glmidnight.co.uk

Tearmoon Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	198	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2869	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of boring old princesses with no curves and no drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the flat-chested princess is the star of the show! Watch as she navigates through the world of blocky adventures, facing off against evil mobs and building epic castles with her itty bitty hands. Will she finally get her own season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a single episode of this wild ride! Join now for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

OpinionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225

Welcome to the most pixelated Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why settle for high resolution graphics when you can join our server and embrace the beauty of 720p?

Join us and witness the glory of building blocky masterpieces in stunning 1080p on your laptop. Who needs fancy shaders and realistic textures when you can have the simplicity of 1440p on your PC?

And don’t even get us started on our TV viewing experience. Say goodbye to crystal clear images and hello to the pixelated paradise of 4k on your TV screen. It’s like stepping back in time to the early days of Minecraft, but with a hilarious twist!

So why wait? Join our server today and revel in the low-res goodness that will have you laughing all the way to the pixelated bank!

WifeDriver Minecraft Server

Accidents, anxiety, Awareness, car share, company vehicle, distracted driving, Driving, Financial, financial sense, insurance, MERGE, Minecraft, paying for Ubers, personal car, phone use, rear ending, relationships, Server, sister visit, special awareness, Uber, WifeDriver

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are not required! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the pixelated world without any special awareness or attention to other players.

Are you tired of being a responsible driver in real life? Well, on our server, you can crash into other players’ houses without any consequences! Just like the OP’s partner, you can rear-end your friends’ creations and blame it on lack of spatial awareness.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the chance to use your phone while driving in-game without getting pulled over by the pixelated police. Just make sure to avoid those virtual distractions!

Don’t have a car in real life due to your reckless driving? No problem! We’ll provide you with virtual transportation options like horse carriages or flying pigs.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a terrible driver without any real-life consequences. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone crashes into your diamond castle!