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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 206 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7952 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Potions Brewed: | 21 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 106 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.
So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?