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MetaCognitiveMess

Accuracy, Awareness, belief awareness, belief contradiction, conservative weakness, Conservatives, conservatives study, contradiction, INFORMATION, information contradiction, judgment, Liberals, liberals study, metacognitive inefficiency, MetaCognitiveMess, political accuracy, political awareness, political beliefs, political information, political judgment, study

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3223
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN IF U WANNA SEE CONSERVATIVES TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BELIEFS. WATCH AS THEY STRUGGLE TO ACCEPT NEW INFO LIKE A NOOB TRYNA FIGHT A ZOMBIE WITH A FLOWER. COME FOR THE LOLZ, STAY FOR THE MIND-BLOWING DISCOVERIES. #BLOCKSOFTRUTH #CREEPINGCONSERVATIVES

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

amazing book, Armed Highmates Edition, Book, catalogue, cdda modlist, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, loverslab, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, previous, rimjobworld, rimpy, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Server, Tynan, Workshop, yayo modlist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Armed Highmates Edition! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons.

First of all, we have a DLC that is so worth it, it will make your head spin. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – totally epic. And don’t even get me started on the Book. It’s not just any book, it’s a meme book that will have you laughing for days.

Now, Dwarf Fortress may not be welcome here, but who needs it when you have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods? These mods will make your Minecraft experience out of this world.

And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just check out our pastebin for a list of must-have mods. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

So come join our server, where the adventures are wild and the laughs are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn while battling a dragon. It’s all possible on our server!

The KaneCraft SMP Show

Bond, brothers, brothers for life, brothers in business, brothers in life, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, family, Kanebros, kanebros brand, kanebros company, KaneCraft, love, loyalty, Partnership, Show, Siblings, smp, success, Support, teamwork

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Farms Harvested:	366	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Towns Built:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

anger, Boundaries, BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, crying, Drama, exclusion, family, family trip, Frustration, Late, Plans, quality time, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, vacation, Waiting

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

BlockyBanquet

BlockyBanquet, Capital Punishment, condemned, condemned man, criminal, death row, EXECUTION, final banquet, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final request, incarceration, Justice, last meal, last supper, Prison

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Emeralds Found:	4227	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!

KurskCraft: Prisoner Swap Edition

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Humanitarian issues, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Prisoner, prisoner exchange, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Swap, Ukraine, War prisoners

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	3546	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are trading prisoners in a wild exchange! but wait, there’s more – the kursk submarine has somehow made its way into the game and is causing chaos underwater! join us for this insane adventure where you can navigate through the depths of the ocean while dodging russian and ukrainian prisoners trying to escape! who will come out on top in this crazy exchange? join now to find out!

CraftyConsciousness

brain activity, brain function, brain functioning, brain health, brain injury, Clinical Study, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Motor Dissociation, cognitive neuroscience, Coma, Consciousness Disorders, consciousness studies, CraftyConsciousness, Disorders of Consciousness, Medical research, motor function, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroscience, New England Journal of Medicine

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a party in yo computer screen, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon egg. ain’t no other server got dat.

oh, and did i mention we got a pet zombie named Bob? he’s like, da coolest zombie u ever met. he’ll follow u around and protect u from all dem pesky skeletons and zombies. plus, he’s got mad dance moves.

so, why should u join dis server? well, cuz we got da best community around. we all like family here, crackin jokes, building epic castles, and exploring da vast world of minecraft together. so come on, what u waitin for? join us now and let’s have some crazy fun together!

HagCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Chat, Discord, Gaming, girl, Hag, HagCraft, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd, nerdy, older femanon, older girl, pervert, perverted, Server, video games, vidya, weeabo, Weeaboo, wndyplns

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chat with a pervert nerdy weeabo girl about vidya games? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your gaming and chatting needs. And if you happen to be a hag or older girl, even better! Join us for some outrageous stories, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun. Discord: wndyplns. Don’t miss out on all the laughs and good times waiting for you on our server!

CreditCardCraft Minecraft SMP

budgeting, building credit, credit card, credit card advice, credit card benefits, credit card fees, credit card interest, credit card payments, credit card rewards, credit card tips, credit history, Credit Limit, CREDIT SCORE, credit utilization, CreditCardCraft, debt management, Financial goals, financial independence, Minecraft, Mortgage, personal finance, responsible spending, smp

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Animals Bred:	88
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	3341
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your virtual credit score! Use in-game currency to buy virtual houses and eventually take out a virtual mortgage to build your dream virtual mansion! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can live out your financial dreams in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that the virtual bank in our server gives out insane interest rates – you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds in no time! So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the most financially savvy Minecraft server out there!

FoodieFriendFiasco

annoyance, asking for favors, Boundaries, Communication, Cooking, Eating, Etiquette, food sharing, FoodieFriendFiasco, Friend, friendship, Generosity, groceries, home cooking, meal planning, meal prep, packing food, personal space, respecting boundaries, sharing, WIBTA

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Items Found:	7563
Farms Harvested:	242	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Dimension Hops:	15	Emeralds Found:	1117
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of your friends mooching off your hard-earned groceries? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no food stealing” policy! Build your own virtual grocery store and watch as your friends try to steal your pixelated potatoes. Trust us, it’s more fun than arguing over who owes who for the last bag of chips. Join now and say goodbye to food thieves once and for all!