onlycrits Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TastyTrio SMP – Weird Eats!

bizarre food, culinary adventures, culinary curiosities, culinary experiments, Eats, exotic cuisine, food combination, fusion food, gourmet delights, odd flavors, offbeat dishes, palate surprises, quirky eats, smp, strange eats, surprising flavors, taste sensations, TastyTrio, unexpected pairings, unique flavors, unusual combinations, unusual dishes, weird, weird food

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a side of insanity? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more crazy food combinations than you can shake a stick at! Ever tried a creeper sandwich with a side of diamond soup? How about a cake made entirely of obsidian? Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted food-filled world!

FunCraftz

amusement, Crafting, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun activities, FunCraftz, games, hobbies, indoor activities, interests, leisure, Listening to music, outdoors, pastimes, reading, Recreation, Relaxation, socializing, sports, Traveling, watching movies

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/600	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Do you enjoy building towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks? How about riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie hordes with a carrot sword? Or maybe you prefer organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses? Whatever your idea of fun is, our Minecraft server has it all and more!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, ridiculous challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community of players is as wacky and wonderful as they come, always ready to team up for a spontaneous dance party or a daring raid on a neighboring village.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of absurdity awaits you? But one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment here!

XCraft: Musk’s Banhammer Brazil

Banhammer, Bans, Brazil, CEO, compliance, controversy, Court, decision, elon musk, innovation, judge, law, Legal, Musk, Musks, name.., privacy, refuses, Regulation, REPRESENTATIVE, Technology, tesla, XCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/100	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ores Mined:	6401
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	New Chunks Explored:	759832

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz, like, in brazil they banned x, like the letter x, cuz elon musk was bein all like “nah, i ain’t gonna name no representative” and the judge was all like “well then, no more x for u brazil!” so now u gotta come to this server where we embrace all the x’s and have a blast buildin and explorin and stuff. plus, we got unicorns that fart rainbows and llamas that can speak french. it’s a wild ride, man. join us now before the x-less apocalypse hits!

SupernaLuna2.0: Where cows fly and creepers do the Macarena!

adult community, Builder, Chaos, Cows, creativity, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, epic journeys, Exploration, Explorer, Features, Fly, hang out, java, launched, Lurk, Macarena, MCMMO, Plugins, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, smp, SupernaLuna2.0

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	184	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Animals Bred:	68
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Supernaluna SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/eternaldark0/">Server</a>

Welcome to Supernaluna SMP Server

Join us for Season 2 as we embark on epic journeys together!

Visit our website and join our Discord server.

Features:

Plugin/Feature	Description
McMMO	Enhance your gameplay with RPG elements
Economy	Trade and earn in-game currency
Jobs	Take on different roles for rewards
Warps	Easy access to community locations
Veinminer	Quickly mine entire veins of ores
/sethome	Set your home location for teleportation
/rtp	Teleport randomly to explore new areas
Cosmetic Ranks	Get special roles based on playtime

Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
PvP must always be consensual
No x-ray, hacked clients or item duping
Zero tolerance for hate speech

Contact:

For any questions, contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord.

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?	A: No, the server is open to all players.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?	A: The community is made up of adults, but all ages are welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and experience the adventures together.

GreenGamerz Minecraft Server

#youtube, 300k Thank You, art, automata, Bingo Victory, Cecilia Immergreen, Drink Twice, GreenGamerz, Immergination, ImmerMemes, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, important videos, memes, merch, Minecraft, Music, OP Template, Previous thread, sekiro, Server, twitter

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/400	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on caffeine? Look no further than our server, where the 201st Wind blows with the force of a thousand creepers exploding at once! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). They teamed up with a group of players who were so skilled, they could defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Together, they built a castle so magnificent, even Notch himself would be jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Immergreen, a player so skilled at PvP that they once took on an entire army of griefers single-handedly and emerged victorious. Rumor has it that they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed and tame creepers as pets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

DemoralizedCraft SMP – The Struggle is Real

acceptance, acceptance of failure, defeated, defeatism, demoralized, DemoralizedCraft, Despair, Disappointment, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, Frustration, giving up, hopelessness, Loss, Negativity, pessimism, real, resignation, Sadness, SELLING, smp, Spite, Struggle, Surrender

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/200	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Votes:	236	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the level of chaos we bring. We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting against the players, and the cows have formed a rebellion against the sheep.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal Minecraft activities like mining, crafting, and exploring. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like when the ocean suddenly turns into a lava pit or when the trees start dancing to disco music.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and remember, the only way out is through sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity!

FearlessSMP: What’s Your Fear?

anxiety, apprehension, aversion, avoidance, DREAD, fear, FearlessSMP, fright, Horror, mental health, nervousness, Panic, petrified, Phobia, Psychological, Scared, spine-chilling, Terror, Therapy, trepidation, unease, whats

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/700	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Animals Bred:	140
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! Join us for a wacky adventure where the only thing you’ll be afraid of is running out of diamonds because our diamond veins are as plentiful as dirt blocks. So come join us and conquer your fear of creepers, or better yet, make friends with them and start a creeper army to take over the server!

CraftyCash: Build a Blocky Empire

blocky, BUILD, CraftyCash, Empire

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/600	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

If you had access to $5 million, you could join our Minecraft server and build a diamond palace so big that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous! You could hire a team of villagers to mine for you while you sit back and sip on golden apple juice. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted gear that will make you the most powerful player in the server! So come join us and turn that $5 million into virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

AirForceFiredByZelenskyy

air force chief, AirForceFiredByZelenskyy, Armed Forces, Commander, Conflict, Crisis, decision, Defense, dismissal, Fires, Government, leadership, Military, military shakeup, Political, president, SECURITY, TURMOIL, Ukraine, ukraine news, zelenskyy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/500	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so dis server is like da wildest ride of ur life, like u aint never seen nothin like it befo. we got creepers doin backflips, skeletons breakdancin, and zombies doin the cha cha slide. u wanna join dis server cuz u gonna be laughin ur butt off da whole time, like seriously, u gonna need to wear a diaper cuz u gonna be peein from laughin so hard. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want, but watch out for da lava pit cuz it be hotter than a jalapeno pepper. so come join us on dis crazy ride, and remember, always keep ur pickaxe handy and ur sense of humor even handier.

HeartCrafters

3D printed Band-Aid, 3d printing, Cardiac Care, cardiovascular health, elastic material, heart defects, heart health, heart repair., heart surgery, heart treatment, HeartCrafters, innovative technology, joint durability, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, medical technology, patient-specific, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, tissue engineering

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/200	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

hey u, ya u, ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a band-aid for ur heart? well, guess what, we got u covered! our server is like a 3D printing miracle, elastic enough to handle ur heart’s beating, tough enough for ur joints, and customizable to fit ur every need.

join us and experience the craziest adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon.

we also have the friendliest community ever, filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking potatoes. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the insanity begin!