onlyasquid – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

BeliefBlunderz Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, BeliefBlunderz, Childhood, childhood belief, dumb, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing belief, false, Foolish, funny, funny belief, gullible, ignorance, Minecraft, Misconception, mistaken, mistaken belief, Myth, Naive, naive belief, silly, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the dumbest thing you believed could actually come true!

Ever thought you could ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Want to build a house out of diamond blocks? Go for it, we won’t judge (much).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. Rumor has it, if you can defeat Cluck Norris in a staring contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Chicken God himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams (and dumbest beliefs) come to life!

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QuirkyBodyCraft

abnormal bodily quirks, abnormal physical quirks, atypical bodily features, atypical physical attributes, body quirks, distinctive bodily features, distinctive body traits, odd body characteristics, peculiar bodily traits, peculiar body traits, peculiar physical characteristics, QuirkyBodyCraft, rare physical quirks, strange bodily features, strange physical traits, uncommon body quirks, uncommon physical quirks, unique body quirks, unique physical characteristics, unusual body quirks, unusual body traits

Are you tired of being a regular old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can customize your body in the most outrageous ways possible! Want to have a head the size of a block of dirt? Done. How about arms that are twice as long as your legs? No problem! Join our server and show off your wacky body modifications to all your friends.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Enderman with a mustache that can steal your items just by looking at you. And don’t even get us started on the creeper with a top hat and monocle who only explodes in a puff of glitter.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll discover some quirks about your body that you never knew existed.

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ErdoganCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Conflict, Dictatorship, Diplomacy, Erdogan, Erdogan’s Regime, ErdoganCraft, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, Israel-Turkey Relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, saddam hussein, SECURITY, Server, threat, turkey, War

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the wildest place to be, man. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for, like, two emeralds. it’s a total party up in here.

oh, and get this, the admin of the server once challenged a wither to a dance off and won. true story, bro. now the wither is the official DJ of the server, spinning sick beats all night long.

and don’t even get me started on the players. we got a dude who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, and another guy who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. it’s like a circus meets a rave meets a medieval fantasy land.

so if you wanna join the most epic, insane, off-the-walls minecraft server of all time, hit us up. but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. it’s that addictive, man.

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OlgaCraft2024

2024.., athlete, Fencer, fencing, fencing champion, First Place, Gold Medalist, historic win, MEDAL, national pride, Olga Kharlan, OlgaCraft2024, Olympic, olympic games, podium finish, sports, Tokyo Olympics, triumph, Ukraine, Ukrainian athlete, Victory

lolz come join dis minecraft server where we got fencer olga kharlan as our mascot cuz she won ukraine’s first olympic medal in 2024! she be swingin’ her sword and kickin’ butt all over da place, just like u can on dis server! u wanna be a champ like olga? den join us and show off ur mad skills! we got epic battles, crazy challenges, and a whole lotta fun waitin’ for u! so what u waitin’ for? come join da party and let’s get fencin’!

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NoCentsCraft

Accuracy, Cash, Coins, Counting, Currency, DENOMINATIONS, DIMES, dollars, exact change, finance, financial literacy, makes no cents, Math, MONEY, nickels, NoCentsCraft, payment, pennies, quarters, small change, Transactions

join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance like they at a rave. we got diamonds raining from the sky and lava that tastes like hot sauce. our mods are unicorns in disguise and our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely.

build a house out of marshmallows and watch as it attracts a herd of rainbow sheep. go on quests to find the legendary golden potato and battle the evil chicken overlords who are trying to take over the server.

don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja pandas who will protect your precious builds with their lives. join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. remember, exact change makes no cents on this server!

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CompeteLikeAGirl

adjust perceptions, boost girls, bridge the gap, CompeteLikeAGirl, Competition, competitiveness, Confidence, confidence building, equality, gender differences, gender equality, gender gap, gender stereotypes, Men, perceptions, Performance, policies, research, societal norms, study, Women

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we bridge the gender gap by boosting girls’ confidence and adjusting perceptions! Men and women compete in crazy challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of pink wool or racing to find the rarest diamond in the mines. We’ve got potions that make you fly like a majestic unicorn and armor that turns you into a fire-breathing dragon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show off your skills in a world where everyone is a winner!

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Smp Server: Toasted Edition

Active, bedrock, Discord, Edition, English, Gametype, Ip:, java, Kick Message, Link, Minecraft, Play Session Length, Players, Realm, scam, Security Email, Server, smp, Survival, toasted, Verify Code, world

Java or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Any
Length of Play Session	1-5 hours
Gametype	Survival
Language	English
IP	burnedsmp.minekeep.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/JsPbHEQTpP

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Do I need to link my Minecraft account to Discord to join the server?

Yes, you will need to link your Minecraft account to Discord in order to join the server. However, it is a simple verification process and does not involve any security risks.

What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?

There is no set limit on the number of players allowed on the server, so any number of players can join.

How long can I play on the server in one session?

The length of play session is typically 1-5 hours, but players are encouraged to stay active during their time on the server.

What language is spoken on the server?

The primary language spoken on the server is English.

Is the server in Survival mode?

Yes, the server is in Survival mode for players to enjoy.

ThickZoomerLatinaB Minecraft Server

Anons, anoyzesy, Based, Bitch, controversial, Disc, discussion, dumb, gossip, jerstenz, kik, latina, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, sharing, social media, Talking, Thick, ThickZoomerLatinaB, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a world where zoomer latina bitches roam free, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. But don’t worry, our based anons Jerstenz and anoyzesy are here to keep things interesting. Chat with them on Kik or Discord as you navigate through dungeons, build epic structures, and battle it out with other players.

Join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

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MoneyhattingSonyMinecraftSMP

Asia, business strategy, Chinese Games, Competition, Console Wars, exclusivity deals, gaming companies, gaming industry, gaming market, Gaming news, indian games, japanese games, Korean games, market share, microsoft, moneyhatting, MoneyhattingSonyMinecraftSMP, Nintendo, Partnerships, Sony, video games

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where Sony is moneyhatting games left and right, causing chaos and mayhem in the gaming world!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a wild Sony appears and starts moneyhatting games from Nintendo and Microsoft! The drama! The suspense! Who will come out on top in this epic battle of the gaming giants?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of gamers who are plotting to overthrow Sony and take back the games for themselves. Will you join forces with them or will you pledge your allegiance to Sony and reap the rewards of their moneyhatting ways?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of Sony’s moneyhatting madness firsthand! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of gaming shenanigans?

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SisB4MIL: No public outings without both!

outings, Public, SisB4MIL

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with MILs obsessed with good-looking children and parents standing up for their autistic daughter’s rights.

Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic battle between a shallow MIL and a father who refuses to let her show off only one of their children. – Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means causing family drama in the virtual world. – Help our daughter come into her own and show the world that being different is beautiful. – Explore our server and discover unique features just like our good-looking son with an exotic mix of races.

Join now and be a part of the craziest family drama Minecraft server has ever seen!

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